Patricia Donoso, the "nasty aunt" of Survivors 2023

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Holy no, holy patience that of

last night with which she can already be baptized, because she has baptized herself, as the "nasty aunt" of

,

.

I don't know if the presenters, especially those of

like

, are given a course on how to manage pain in the ass, but of course

's ability last night to try to ensure that the

of

did not abandon and It will last until at least this Tuesday, it is not paid.

Of the almost four hours of

, more than half, if not the entire four hours, were dedicated to trying to keep

from leaving.

She, like

, who was leaving, leaving and leaving.

Come talk to her at

, come get the boat to pick her up, come to the presidential cabin, come put her with her husband, come find the phrase that would make you change your mind.

Well, look, no matter how much

or whatever it is, no matter how much game it is known that she is going to give, no matter how much she can leave great moments for posterity, if she wanted to leave, she should leave.

told him

in one of the innumerable connections he had with her last night: "There are many people who wanted to come to Survivors and who have been left out of it because you have been chosen."

It is true that these "nasty aunts" -and uncles too- have always been in

.

As

recalled last night , how many times did he ask to leave the last edition of

.

Hundreds and hundreds of times.

The story is that we see her so divine, so stupendous, so

that it seems that instead of really suffering and wanting to give up, she is marking herself a

of a father and my dear lord.

The reality is

had not even been in

for 24 hours and was already announcing that she was going to ask that the abandonment protocol be activated.

Look at what the thing would be like, as it opened its eye on Friday morning, it was already telling

and

that she was getting out, that she couldn't take this, that she's not made to get up in the morning and go get breakfast.

Just like that, with two balls and a stick.

That she's not made to have to wake up and go get her breakfast.

First, this lady where does she come from and where is she going.

And second, has anyone explained to you that this was

and not Casino Royale.

I find it hard to believe that Bulldog, the producer of

, does not repeat over and over again that what they are going to experience in Survivors is hard, that they are going to have to bite the bullet, that they are going to go hungry, cold, disgusting. ..

When a contestant like

comes out saying these things, instead of taking her to the presidential cabin to have a chat with her, I put her deep in the jungle and leave her for a few days in the sun and in the open.

With a map nothing more than marked with an X the return to the group.

You would see how when she returned she seemed to him like a luxury resort.

The Patricia Donoso show in Survivors

It is also true that this is all a matter of adaptation.

In each edition of

there is always a contestant or two, or whatever, for whom the first days are very uphill.

Your body and, above all, your mind take much longer to adapt to a new climate, to the lack of food, to the habitat, to the weather conditions, to living together, to the lack of strength, to having to constantly take out the fire chestnuts

There are those who already come with it as standard and there are those who have never had it directly.

Those who have never had it are those who sooner or later will have to talk to them so they don't give up.

Especially when they are contestants that the program is interested in being there, and

is interested in being there.

I bet two fingers of the hand that if it is, for example,

,

or

it makes an appearance so that it does not seem that it does not matter, but much less does an entire program dedicate itself to trying to convince them that they are stay.

This is so and we have seen it edition after edition.

I have spoken before about

, but how can I forget

and many others.

Well,

, the same.

It was starting

and

dropped the bomb,

wanted to leave.

Talk at

that was useless because she wanted to leave no matter what.

Come on, okay, let's call the boat, have them take it to the presidential cabin, let them see that there are also amenities.

And again she talks, and a call from her husband giving her encouragement, and talks again... Not even 72 hours and the "nasty aunt" has already spoken with a relative, she has already gone to the presidential cabin and they have pampered her as surely don't spoil many more during

.

"It's a challenge that I lose against me, I don't care what people say. This is pure reality, it's horrible,"

told

still in

and waiting for the boat to come.

She was given a time, the time of the trip to the presidential cabin so that she would think about it, but she continued in her thirteen, that she was leaving and that she was leaving.

"I want to apologize to Bulldog and the entire team for the hours I've put them through, for being the pain in the ass of the edition, but I have to be faithful to what I feel and if I return I'm going to sink the entire group. And I

n't It's fine for Tuesday, it's not fine for Thursday... And we're starting the same thing again. And this isn't me you're looking at. I'm

. I would love to be able to continue, but I can't be here anymore ", he snapped at

already in the presidential cabin.

And so, a long time, don't go thinking that it was little.

Sanction for Bosco Martínez-Bordiú

Luckily there are always the two sides of the coin.

On the one hand, the "coñazo aunt" and on the other... on the other I don't even know how to describe it because, even if I gave the sauce of the night, that of Boxco Martínez

's nephew

, doing the cinnamon and jumping from the helicopter with prohibited stunts, it is difficult to give it a name.

Yes, the best jump, without a doubt, in the history of

;

yes, a lot of fun, as Tapón used to say to Indiana Jones, but the fun could have ended in drama and fright.

If he does not fall well, if he falls on his back or if the pirouette does not come out, the one that is bundled in

is small.

A little show is fine, the audience appreciates it, but what did the cinnamon do, no one takes it away.

.

A lot of jumping, a lot of pirouette, but

decided to punish him without the magnificent jump being able to be voted on by the spectators.

It gives me that

is blown by the sanctions.

He is clear that he has to get over his uncle no matter what and if he has to risk his skin, then he plays it.

The cinnamon.

But look, at least

freed us for a little while from the drama.

Because yes, the drama of

continued.

Look if she continued that until there were seconds left to close the program we didn't find out that the "nasty aunt" had finally decided to stay.

Yes, it was all a now you see me, now you don't.

Three hours and a bit saying that he was leaving, that he couldn't take it anymore, that she wasn't cut out for this and three hours listening to

trying to convince him and, what a coincidence, that it wasn't until discount time that he was going to continue.

"I've thought so much that my head is like a washing machine, but the decision is that with all the pain in my soul I'm leaving," she said totally convinced and cute, but cute, cute.

Same with survival can not, but ideal of death, whatever the cost.

tried to humor her, relax her, gradually convince her of her.

But look, when you ask someone what happened to make such a decision, knowing that you're going to have to pay for leaving, and the answer is: "I woke up with a spider on my face."

Turn off and let's go.

not tell him

"have you ever woken up with something worse on your face"!

It's that either you take it as a joke or they all fall into the well.

It did not matter.

As much as

tried, together with the team that cannot be seen, but is there,

was clear about it.

"It is my final decision and with all the pain in my soul, not for me, but for the team," she responded bluntly.

Now, that

did not cut even half a hair.

Man now!

"Do you know what it means to leave? It is a huge disappointment for everyone who has trusted you. And also there are many people who wanted to come to

and who have been left out because you have been chosen."

But not.

Was going...

What no, it does not go away!

At least until Tuesday it will not leave, although it gives me that the drama queen of the "uncle in the ass" of

has only just begun.

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