If the child from the provinces does not eat the soup, if he does not do his homework or if he does not pick up his room, you can always scare him with the fact that the Madrilenian is coming instead of with the coconut. Viscous touch. One who - just get out of the car after three months of exemplary confinement - will suck on the handles of the bar in the plaza to infect you, will cough you in the face on the promenade or will approach you less than half a meter to fuck As if his almost 9,000 deaths (family, friends and neighbors included) and his 70,000 infected in Madrid , had not been enough sentence. As if I came to town

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