The Ukrainian leadership fulfills promises to end the war in the Donbass. In all seriousness: now the youth of Donbass will be remotely taught the Ukrainian language and history of Ukraine. And this is not a bad joke, but a statement by Ukrainian President Zelensky at a meeting with ministers.

That is, presumably, the respected Vladimir Alekseevich sees the situation in the Donbass as follows.

Night. The usual rumble of shelling in Ukraine. Fayna the lady, with the blinking light of the lamp, gazes cherry eyes at the volume of Shevchenko. And whispers intensely:

“Oh, if I could read what is happening here, it would support my Ukrainian spirit here, on the lands where terrorists rule ... But I don’t understand Ukrainian, oh dont anestend Ukrainians, what to do, because they don’t study it at us in schools. "

Comrade Major from the outlet suggests:

"They study, you fool, it was a couple of months ago that the second state language in the DPR was."

But he tells it in Ukrainian, and the lady does not know him. Tragedy.

I would venture to be just that person who is not afraid to say: Vladimir Alekseevich, in the Donbass there is Internet! It, of course, is issued by a bear playing a balalaika on coupon coupons, but nonetheless there is, and even a high-speed one.

And there is an opportunity to study the Ukrainian language and Ukrainian history at school and university.

And even the opportunity, for example, to enroll in absentia at a Ukrainian university - is. Zelensky, however, promises to increase the number of budget places specifically for residents of Donbass. But what, everything is so bad, Vladimir Alekseevich, do not want the inhabitants of the occupied republics to fall to the roots of the highest quality in the world working according to the Bologna system of Ukrainian education?

What is the purpose of this mysterious multi-step?

I will quote the official press service of the Ukrainian president, or something.

“There is a need to develop a special program, the purpose of which will be to provide young people with documents confirming Ukrainian citizenship,” Vladimir Alekseevich Zelensky understood in the sixth year of the war. Because "Ukraine must fight for its citizens."

No, I won’t offer Vladimir Alekseevich Zelensky to stop shooting at his citizens first. It is assumed that Vladimir Alekseevich is an adult, capable, does not go by himself and does not drool, that is, such an option for the struggle for his citizens should have crossed his mind, but for some reason Vladimir Alekseevich decided to choose a more difficult path.

From higher humanistic considerations, obviously.

Let the residents of Donbass sit in a trade blockade, let them fly home from Ukrainian positions, but they should have the opportunity to learn the Ukrainian language and remotely enter a Ukrainian university!

And there, you see, everything is in a fog, “a cadre is an tall colo of a hut,” and now the former separatist is rushing to get Ukrainian citizenship! Alright!

I suggest, again: this does not work like that.

No, if you take the aforementioned category of “youth”, and even “children” is better, drive them into classes of thirty people each, force a certain number of hours a week to learn the Ukrainian language, and most importantly, the Ukrainian history is presented in the right way, then the output, of course , you can get the right Ukrainian boy or a girl ready to shoot at former neighbors.

But this, naturally, must be forced to study. Independent study will not give such an effect, only prepared Ukrainian mothers nationalists will go for independent study.

It’s also funny how the Ukrainian leadership twitched with universities.

The fact is that universities in Donbass are now receiving Russian accreditations one after another, that is, they are integrated into the Russian education system so that with a diploma of a doctor from Donetsk, for example, a university, you can work in Russia without problems.

There are many budget places, paid education is ridiculously cheap - in general, there are no problems with getting a higher education.

Local, but already integrated into the Russian system.

And, presumably, this fact began to reach Ukraine. Well, Donbass applicants do not break into Ukrainian universities, they live well at home. What to do, what to do? And, you need to give them more budget places, they suddenly become interested.

But then again: the larvae of nationalists will be interested mainly in the same way. Others do not really need this fuss with a ride through the demarcation line with endless lines. Easier at home.

And it’s so funny to look at these twitches of Ukraine, which is aware that it is losing the Donbass.

(The current president even understands this, reflects, Poroshenko - he lived blissfully in the surreal world.)

Twitches. Comes up with a lure.

Because only in 2019, 196 thousand residents of the Lugansk and Donetsk regions received citizenship of Russia, with 60 thousand of them from territories occupied by Ukraine. This is the data of the Russian Foreign Ministry, official.

This is for all the bureaucratic fuss - despite the fact that you have to stand in line, pay a state duty.

Donbass swims away, as Crimea swam away, inevitably and mercilessly.

And in Ukraine they began to invent something in order to somehow, then cancel it, stop it.

Yes, it’s impossible to stop already, for six years you have been shooting at people, surround yourself.

Well, the past is impossible to change. So the present is possible. Stop shooting! Excellent general motivation will be for residents of Donbass to think about Ukraine without hatred. Not now, after a few years, when the wounds will heal.

No.

Bullets fly, shells fly. The Ukrainian leadership invents handouts for the poor.

But creatively.

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