Boris (with an emphasis on “o”) Johnson appeared at an audience with the queen and bent in front of her in three deaths, as his ancestors bent before the sultans. And he lowered his head, they say, cut me, burn me.

So the platinum hair of an albino covered his Turkish eyes.

The fact is that he came to ask, and even for breaking the law, therefore the more obsequious was in his guise, the more he had a chance of success.

I came to ask no less than about turning off the parliament (and democracy with it) for a period of just over one month. Just enough time for Great Britain to leave the European Union without parliamentarians stopping them with their fantasy stuff and voting eight times a night.

Elizabeth II approved Johnson's proposal. What kind of monarch can resist the bent, ingratiating figure of the prostrate prostitute, the prime minister, almost prostrated?

What is Johnson’s proposal?

Here is its essence.

Members of the British Parliament are on vacation now. Johnson wants them to return from their vacation on September 3 and work until September 9. And left again for the holidays.

They would gather again only on October 14, that is, 17 days before Britain left the EU. Until October 31, the UK and the EU will have time to stipulate exit conditions, but a modest 17 days in total. Apparently, judging by how things are going, the exit conditions cannot be worked out - and the UK, led by Johnson, will leave the EU wildly. How come, how come.

Well, actually, I’m on Johnson’s side here: when leaving, leave, otherwise the whole world already belongs to the antediluvian kingdom (economically developed country, yes, but the antediluvian kingdom) with mocking irony.

After all, the referendum on the exit was held back in 2016, but all did not come out, the brexit was not implemented. They stand on the stairs and vote on each step of the stairs. This is an unflattering impression.

And without Johnson, I pointed and point out the obsolescence of the British Parliament and its inappropriately long ceremonies. They, for example, vote for any reason and without reason. Once during the evening they voted eight times!

Well, of course, Johnson’s proposal, which provoked the loyal attitude of the Queen, who wants to remain the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (and if, at the insistence of Brussels, Great Britain leaves Northern Ireland in the EU, the Queen will no longer be Queen of the United Kingdom), provoked indignation in Labor party.

“The attempt is outrageous and threatens our democracy,” said Labor leader Jeremy Corbin. But the same position was taken by some of Johnson's conservative colleagues.

The offspring of a family of Turkish emigrants (Johnson’s grandfather lived by the surname Ali still not so far from us), I assume that British democracy is not worth a penny - and now he had the opportunity to trample it, at least for a month. Because if you do something quickly and efficiently, then democracy is in the way. And Johnson wants to do everything quickly and efficiently. In this he resembles his fellow tribe man Erdogan.

Johnson vowed to complete his exit from the EU by October 31. Because he just turns off the parliament, plugs it for a month, so that the parliament could not stop him. Mockingly leaves his opponents 17 days. Confident that they will not be able to do anything in these 17 days, they will choke on their votes. He watched the unfortunate Theresa May, whom they exhausted and pushed. He watched and learned a lesson.

Oh Johnson the Great! A stunning example of disabling democracy, an unprecedented example. It turns out that democracy can be temporarily disabled. Like electricity.

I was so sure that this albino guy would come up with something special. Albinos are outstanding personalities. I, I remember, lived an albino rat, she had remarkable abilities, was unusually smart.

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