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Taking into account that the topic at hand is

happy

by nature (doesn't it make you smile to know that orgasms can make you a better worker?), we are going to take advantage of this wave of positivity to even highlight something good about the unfortunate period of

confinement

: the rise of

teleworking

.

According to data from the

Active Population Survey (EPA)

prepared by the INE, in the second quarter of 2023, 1,527,800 people teleworked, and although hybrid formats are the favorites of many companies, the possibility of

working at home

is increasingly more common.

Various

studies

brought to light a

surprising fact

(or perhaps not so surprising...) when they analyzed how this type of work had transformed our lives: both

men

and

women

masturbate during the work day, and it is

so common

that there is already a

neologism

to give it its name:

procrasturbation.

The word, coined by

psychologist Philip Zimbardo,

refers to the habit of

delaying activities

by replacing them with

onanism

.

If someone is in human resources or has a company, we ask you not to throw your hands in your head by believing that this habit can sink the business: in reality, orgasms

are

the

best allies of productivity.

Neurons also gain from sex

"One of the

benefits

of

masturbation

is

to mitigate stress.

By reducing it, the person can experience

less tension

and enjoy a

better work environment.

A study revealed how sexual practices

increase connections between neurons,

providing an

increase in intelligence ,

which influences better

effectiveness

and

efficiency

when carrying out work tasks," explains

Rocío Moñino,

psychologist and sexologist at VivelaVita.

"On the other hand, when we have a satisfactory sexual practice, our

brain

releases different

natural substances

that are very important to reduce stress and provide the person with

general well-being,

which will increase their performance and

production

at work," he adds. she.

And so we can see that, although economic growth is measured by the increase in gross domestic product (GDP), pleasure

also

plays a vital role not only in our

mental health,

but in

personal productivity.

Megwyn White,

certified sexologist and director of education at Satisfyer, explains that, as we well know,

work

can be

stressful

, generating

adrenaline

and

cortisol as a result,

which can lead to

muscle tension, headaches

and

anxiety.

"Anxiety also

consumes a lot of brain energy

that could be better channeled through productive work.

Sex

can help

counteract

the negative effects of

adrenaline

and

cortisol

by triggering the release of

feel

-good

chemicals

such as

oxytocin

and endorphins

, which help relieve stress and tension in the body, and

improve mood.

These benefits are related to

greater productivity

and can be a great boost during a busy workday," he says before noting that

having

sex

It promotes

concentration

,

creativity

and even self-confidence and self-esteem, which can help us be better communicators and adapt better during our work day.

Effects longer than orgasm

Of course, when we talk about the benefits of having sex in the workplace, we are not suggesting that those who work in a physical office turn it into a temple of pleasure, but rather we are referring to the spectrum of

teleworking

.

But if you are not part of that group of lucky ones, don't frown: the report The LELO Economy of Orgasms, launched by the sex toy brand LELO, indicates that the

benefits of sex

are not only enjoyed immediately, So those who work in the office, if they maintain an active sexual life outside of it, will also see their productivity increase.

"After

orgasm

, the

brain

is flooded with

dopamine

, and in the immediate period afterwards,

oxytocin, prolactin

and

endorphins.

These hormones make us feel more relaxed and united with those around us. Taking into account that their

effects

can

last up to 24 hours ,

the benefits are felt when we go to work, where this happiness translates into increased productivity," explains the analysis.

The study also indicates that

74% of Spaniards

are

more productive

when they have

orgasms regularly

.

At the same time, 91% of respondents feel relaxed and less stressed after having an orgasm, and 4% of them continue to enjoy the benefits of orgasm up to two days later.

"It's really interesting to investigate what

orgasms

can do for a person, but it's even more amazing to realize that this can increase

happiness

and

productivity

,

thereby influencing the global economy

," says

Rosanna Spero,

author of the report.

Teleworker: why you have to stop (and why sex can benefit you)

But let's return to

teleworkers

: can they have

sex

in the middle of the day without orgasms being a

distraction

or is it an impossible mission to embrace work after having enjoyed the pleasure?

Responds

Agustín Peralt,

expert in executive coaching and productivity, and creator of the FASE method.

"Sometimes, when teleworking we make the mistake of not taking

breaks

or

stops

, which we refer to as

daily recharges.

We always propose

activities

such as taking a walk, taking a mini-nap, listening to music, having a coffee... and, obviously, having

sex

can be one of them. Teleworking provides a certain flexibility in how you plan your day and you must precisely organize it to bring out your best version during work hours. If sex helps you, practice it! Of course, make sure that it

does not affect to your

acquired commitments," he warns.

He also points out that one of the keys to

personal productivity

is

energy

and that, within them, one of the most important is

emotional

energy , whose levels a good professional must always keep

under control

.

"To achieve this, you must

control cortisol,

which is the

stress

hormone , and an active sexual life helps to reduce and compensate for its levels thanks to the

release of endorphins,

dopamine, serotonin

and

oxytocin.

Since the practice of sex generates all of them, There is a direct correlation between an active sexual life and an increase in personal productivity, in the same way as with sports

,"

says Peralt.

Well, if we are allowed to choose, we leave sports as option B... right?

No coffee breaks or breaks to check out social media: the best way to promote productivity is to have sex, and if we have to do it to help boost the economy, how can we say no?