"Welfare state: it is based on pillars, such as stilt houses"

2023-04-24T10:22:36.904Z

Highlights: President Sánchez has promised the erection of the Fifth Pillar of the welfare state, Housing. Given how the four previous pillars creak and how the deficit (4.8%) and debt (1,520,005 million euros, 113% of GDP) increase, it may be appropriate to make prayers to a Sixth Pillar, that of the Virgin of Zaragoza. For workers to produce more and better, Human Resources managers mutate into Happiness Managers and pamper staff with music, smiles, coffee with cookies and good vibes.

BANK m. Magnet for thieves where valuable things, such as jewelry or money, are protected. As some basic products in the shopping cart already look like items of...

BENCH

m. Magnet for thieves where valuable things, such as jewelry or money, are protected. As some basic products in the shopping basket already look like luxury items and there are ruffians who have begun to rob food banks, you may have to go armed to the supermarket to avoid assaults by olive oil.

RESIGNATION (2).

f. Cessation without cruelty that is paid with silence.

WELFARE STATE

m. State supermarket of services that provides social, economic and cultural rights. It works in exchange for bureaucratic abuses and is based on pillars, such as the stilt houses: Education, Health, Pensions, Dependency ... President Sánchez, lubricating the electoral appointments, has promised the erection of the Fifth Pillar of the welfare state, Housing. Given how the four previous pillars creak and how the deficit (4.8%) and debt (1,520,005 million euros, 113% of GDP) increase, it may be appropriate to make prayers to a Sixth Pillar, that of the Virgin of Zaragoza.

PITCH

m. Miraculous multiplication of benefits produced on the edge of opportunity and risk. Without ruling out luck, the intercession of a public servant of distracted morals who mediates in competitions and land requalifications is usually more common.

PRE-CAMPAIGN

f. Period preceding an election campaign. It lasts from the time the results of an election are published until the next campaign.

PRODUCTIVITY

f. Magic ratio between the resources used and the product obtained, key to obtaining benefits. The productivity of well-oiled machines is often predictable, but human productivity is variable, like clouds. For workers to produce more and better, Human Resources managers mutate into Happiness Managers and pamper staff with music, smiles, coffee with cookies and good vibes. They may end up offering massages with happy endings, like senior managers.

According to the criteria of The Trust Project

Learn more