Cristina Pedroche, a dress and her Excalibur

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"... Once again I will ride with my gentlemen to defend what was and the dream of what could have been ..." . No, it is not part of Cristina Pedroche's speech for the 2020 bells, but she could perfectly have taken any phrase from Excalibur - please, from 81 - and made them her own. Yes, last night Cristina Pedroche did it again, she left every living bug in pictures , but this time nothing had to do with meat.

"I feel empowered," the hostess said when she took off her black cape and showed a dress that was just like a golden sculpture that not only did not show even a piece of meat but also did not let or move. A golden sculpture sculpted on the body of La Pedroche by artist Jacinto de Manuel .

"The television goddess," said Josie, responsible for the long-awaited dress on social media seconds after she discovered the cake. Yes, it could have been a goddess, a warrior of Excalibur , King Arthur, the Metropolis robot, C3PO, a replicant or Athena herself, because last night Cristina Pedroche , even without being able to take a half step, was more Cristina Pedroche than ever , or that is what she wanted us to believe (and the play has come back round).

There will be many who, as they saw it, dropped their shadows, joy, night party, 12 grapes' dreams and many weeks later . La Pedroche has again shown that it has done what it has given it . And that only she can put on a kind of flower bikini and the following year put on a golden statue as a torture of the Inquisition and remain unique and let everyone give themselves a song in their teeth. And I have to say, of all the dresses he has worn in these six years is the most covered, but the one who has taught the most , why? Because it was like a perfect mold of his body. So to give imagination and replay.

If I tell you the truth, the dress is to put it on, spend five minutes and take it away from any host because going to pee with that suit or take a piece of nougat must be an odyssey - yes, it could also be Odysseus. Uncomfortable, no, the following , more than Falete in a gym. Nice, because as for tastes colors -and mine is not the fashion-, that each one thinks what he wants . Spectacular, without a doubt. Unique, like none. Awesome, a while. Because whoever says he was not impressed, even if it was for the worse, is that he did not see it live and direct. Just to see her covered up to the neck more than one had to fall on her ass. What TV needs these things, for God's sake!

The first thing to be applauded to the presenter is that she has finally demonstrated what many of us have been saying for many years, that she has turned the Antena 3 grapes into a tradition for her dress , but especially because she is the only one who would be willing to submit year after year to the horde of criticisms that fall.

That she is the only one able to surprise go in balls, spring fairy, with all the possible transparencies or with a curtain of my grandmother's kitchen. Whatever you wear, go cooler or more covered , trapped in a golden sculpture or with methacrylate wings, who makes the bells of Antena 3 already part of the history of this our country, is Cristina Pedroche . How not to be empowered!

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Yes, that behind the dress of La Pedroche, the bells of Antena 3 and make a fist at La 1 there is a spectacular marketing campaign . The visible face is her, but behind it there is an impressive curve with which she works as a perfect machinery, the best sprocket for the perfect gear. She lends herself to everything and Antena 3 spends more than a month promoting that night, that dress and that Pedroche.

He walks through El Hormiguero and drops the bomb: "There is no dress yet". The eyes begin to look, the Spaniards begin to talk about her. Then, Zapeando, where also to peak and shovel. Interviews, photocalls, Instagram and this year, as it was the sixth and had to throw the house through the window, medium promotion in balls at the Puerta del Sol, recorded weeks ago, but that comes to light one day before the chimes. What other chain does all this to promote grapes? Any. And in all those interviews, in all those Stories, in all those publications, in all those promotions, she, giving everything.

You have to have a couple of ovaries to know that everyone is waiting to see you half naked and present a dress that left everything to the imagination. But if he wore leather gloves all the way up! But if he wore high neck! The only thing picantón, the strip that fell from the neck to the back and hooked in the eyelet of the sculpture. And with that, I continue to play both hands to finish the grapes, toast, congratulate the year and La Pedroche again became one of the star themes in many houses. In mine it was, with the phrase, oops, if it doesn't teach anything! First reaction, then the time has come to analyze the dress, the ban opens, the war begins.

La Pedroche has always said it, if he does this it is because he wants to provoke a reaction in whoever sees it or who searches for it on San Internet to see what dress he has put on. And the reaction causes it all, all. In fact, and I'm going to elucidate, I think that when Cristina Pedroche said these days that it was the dress she looked the most, she went with second, with the second to show to all those who have criticized her for so long that noise can be made, that a reaction can be provoked and that controversy can be generated showing the right thing. And that she can do it just as well (or equally badly, according to each one) by wearing a golden chastity armor from head to toe .

You mean I wasn't sexy? Let them look at her from behind. Does that mean that next year will make less audience? No, because the dress of La Pedroche , grapes, bells and Antena 3 are already part of the history of Spanish television. And as long as she continues to present the chimes the question will remain the same: what dress will La Pedroche wear?

In fact, that this year has given him empowerment and more cover than ever, makes the intrigue next year. Until last night what was expected was to teach more and more, that everyone would ask to see what suit he was going to take now when the one from the previous year left nothing to the imagination. Well now, in addition to knowing if it will be more naked than the previous year, we must add if it will be more dressed or directly if it will come out inside a sarcophagus .

He said in his speech, he asked 2020 to take care and love (also for the environment, for the end of plastics and against sexist violence), especially love a lot and take care of the most. And love is what he did last night, like every year, like every New Year's Eve, to see if we believe that by going more covered proved to be more feminist or respect more.

Every time he did what he wanted, without pressure and because he had come out from the depths of his being, he was being respected, loved and cared for. Let's see who criticizes our Excalibur now? Surely many, she already knows, she counts on it, they know that everything is part of the same marketing campaign, the same one that has made them pearl, the same one that has given us something different, the same one that gives debate, controversial, the same that makes us react.

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