At the end of August, one does not see the time for the English to leave Europe, and let's not say Ibiza anymore. I don't trust guys who live all year on one island and decide to spend their vacations on a smaller one. Being surrounded by water is the envy of every nationalist . Although if you spend too much time in that state, it can happen to you like the inhabitants of Sentinel del Norte, that every time a foreigner appears, the best thing you can think of is to eat it.

Some noon ago they put on TV two German films in a row shot in Mallorca. One about an attack of killer bees, and another about an attack of killer sharks. The Spaniards had a mustache, were corrupt and were called Cortés, Pizarro or Ponce ; proving that they preferred to consult Google rather than speak with Spaniards, or even look them in the face. I suppose that they will have informed Pedro Sánchez before going to Biarritz, but the conquest of America only served to save work for his writers.

The English, much more cruel, directly prefer not to put Spaniards, as in the G-7, which does not mean that they see us less corrupt. In the eyes of the United Kingdom, there is not a single balcony or drugged British tourist who has not died because of our incompetence. The last, 19-year-old Ben Crawford , who appeared face down floating in a pool. The family accused the police in court of not doing their job; despising the ketamine and cocaine revealed by the autopsy. Or that British soldier who almost had to rebuild after a balcony , and the English press criticized that he suggested that he used drugs, when several witnesses saw him minutes before running around naked and eating the plastic plants of the hotel reception.

Brexit, in addition to blaming another, is the administrative part of the feelings of the United Kingdom towards the rest of the world, and they are no worse than what they feel among themselves. Sometimes the best of the United Kingdom comes to Ibiza, but also Prince Harry and Meghan Markle by private plane; causing Prince William and Kate Middleton to immediately immortalize flying at low cost.

Tonight, at the leaders dinner, Sanchez will think, according to Moncloa, "in recognition of the growing influence of Spain and the president in the great global debates." But those of us who watch TV know that Merkel will only wonder about her mustache; and those who stroll through Ibiza, that Boris Johnson will only wonder about its taste.

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