Everything you can't buy with a Qatari sovereign wealth fund is happening at PSG, and at the same time.

Eliminated from the French Cup, in the midst of the worst losing streak in recent years, with

Verratti, Messi and Mbappé touched

, with a stomach virus in the locker room, the captains confronting the sports director, the ultras taunting the players for the gates of the sports city, and the mayor of Bougival wanting to kick

Neymar

out of town because of the parties at his house, PSG receives Bayern today at the Parc des Princes to play the most important game of the year, the round of 16 of the Champions League

"If I weren't worried, it would be serious," confesses the coach,

Christophe Galtier.

After taking the World Cup to Qatar, adopting Messi, retaining Mbappé, and spending

1,500 million euros

to buy almost everything that has gone through a red carpet at the Ballon d'Or galas in the last decade, the sheikh's eleventh attempt

Tamim bin Hannad Al-Thani

for reigning in Europe turning gas and oil into a big apricot of silver, runs the risk of being the most regrettable.

PSG went to the World Cup break without being able to snatch first place from Benfica in the group stage, but at least without losing a game.

In less than a month and a half of 2023 they have already lost four: Cup elimination against Olympique de Lyon (2-1) and three League games: Lens (3-1), Rennes (1-0) and Monaco (3- 1).

The fault of the situation, according to

L'Equipe

, is that the group is "physically outmatched, tactically lost and ineffective", but also that its stars cannot leave the infirmary.

Verrati has a muscle injury in his right quadriceps, and of the last six league games he has only appeared in one, and to last 59 minutes on the pitch.

He will try again today.

Messi missed the last one against Monaco due to a hamstring strain, in what appears to be a precautionary withdrawal, and Mbappé had been missing since February 1.

Olympique de Marseille supporters during the match against PSG.CHRISTOPHE SIMONAFP

The Frenchman withdrew after 16 minutes of the game against Montpellier

after missing a penalty, the repetition of that penalty, and sending the rejection to the stands.

The report said that he had three weeks left, but on Sunday he returned to training, and now the question is whether he will start today.

Bayern coach

Julian Naggelsmann

always believed that Mbappé was a "bluff".

He also has the injured from him.

Neuer

broke his leg skiing and

Mané

will not be in the first leg.

The Germans have not lost since September 17 and have scored 11 goals in the last three games.

That PSG reaches the Champions League qualifiers with its limping figures is common.

In fact, only in 2020, the year of the pandemic, did he arrive with the full squad and reach the final.

Cavani

missed it in 2019,

Mbappé

arrived just right in 2021. In 2018, 2019, 2021 and 2022 Neymar was missing or very touched, and he has not escaped this time either.

He has already missed two of the last four games with muscle fatigue.

The one who

has not been able to escape is the mayor of his town,

Bougival, on the outskirts of Paris.

Luc Wattell has publicly denounced his parties.

Specifically, the unbearable noise that his mansion emits regularly, and that has disturbed the neighborhood.

"An individual without respect," he defined him in

Le Parisien

.

Last weekend the team went to play in Monaco.

During the concentration some footballers began to feel stomach ache and fatigue, which immediately translated into diarrhea and vomiting.

RMC Sport

pointed to the Spanish

Fabián Ruíz

and

Vitinha

among those most affected.

The

survivors

who jumped onto the grass did not go beyond 3-1.

Neymar with a PSG supporter at the press conference prior to the Champions League match. FRANCK FIFEAFP

Neymar spent a good part of the game gesturing and scolding his teammates.

Then in the locker room, together with captain

Marquinhos

, they followed the fight in Portuguese with the current sports director of PSG, Luis Campos.

Nerves before the visit from Bayern made him go down to the showers and accuse his team of lacking aggressiveness.

The fans think the same as Campos.

They have spent all of 2023 whistling the team, and singing

mouillez le maillot

(sweat the shirt).

A good number of ultras traveled to Monaco.

One of the capitals,

Presnel Kimpembe

, who also arrived just at the call due to an Achilles tendon injury, went to speak with them with a megaphone in hand.

"We need you, don't stop supporting us," he told them.

It must not have worked because the next day there were 300 in the sports city harassing the players.

The Champions League resume of the team led by Nasser Al-Khelaifi includes one final, one semifinal, four eliminations in the quarterfinals and four in the round of 16.

If the fifth occurs, he would be forced to restart the project with another injection of capital that allows to alleviate things like the fact that

Neymar will be 32 next year and Messi 36.

His greatest contribution to the history of football has so far been to remind us that anyone can be bought with money.

Right now the market value of the team is 889 million euros, according to

Transfermarkt

, which is right now to be the fifth most valuable in Europe after City, Chelsea, Liverpool and Bayern Munich.

A devaluation if we consider that last year, just before the round of 16 tie against Real Madrid, he was his second.

"We have to improve a lot," Marquinhos acknowledged to the media after Monaco, to which former Barcelona player

Thierry Henry

, now a commentator, replied that right now for the PSG coach "it's not easy to find solutions."

Zinedine Zidane

, now unemployed, has been on the covers of Paris all year.

The problem is that half of Europe claims miracles from him, since he also sounds like he will replace

Allegri

in a Juventus that is fighting for football and legal permanence.

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