Applause!
For FIFA.
Indeed.
By 2040, the world's best international football association announced this week that it wanted to present a net zero.
Every goalkeeper wants every weekend, but because the climate summit is currently taking place, it's not about goals conceded, but about the emissions balance.
So: applause.
Everyone can choose the intensity for themselves, but we clap very intensely. Zero emissions net in 2040, that is ambitious, especially because serious projections suggest that by then at the latest there will be a World Cup with 72 to 128 teams. We can also look forward to the future lifestyle of the Lambobugattigoldsteak industry leaders and to Gianni Infantino's choice of means of transport, who, lonely, had visited eleven African countries in ten days in the spring, thanks to the Qatar Airways plane donated for this.
In any case, this is also part of the good news of the week, FIFA is committed to the goals of the Paris Climate Agreement.
Which by the way reveals that your president deserves a not too insignificant acting award for the bromance with climate crisis skeptic Donald J. Trump, which was convincingly presented until he was voted out.