• Debate live.Abascal, against all: "The national parties have given impunity to the coup for decades"

The staging of the five candidates' television debate tonight has been quite predictable in a matter of image. The extremes have put the discordant note ( Abascal without a tie and Iglesias with her), as expected. In summary, the evening has been a duel of jackets, beards and dark circles. And a few funny puns (oh, the word pack, that the devil carries ...) Here all riddles of the night:

María Casado receives each candidate as if she were Isabel Preysler in Villa Meona or Toñi Moreno in Viva la vida. He caresses their faces and kisses Pablo Iglesias and Pablo Casado at the corners. Others do not touch so much. By the way it is very cute since CrossFit. And he wore an ideal LBD. It is a crack. It reminds me of Isabel García Tejerina

I saw the predebate in La Sexta and I was amazed at the image of my university professor, José Miguel Contreras, younger than 20 years ago. I had never seen a carded hair implant. Can a graft be combed with a dryer? It looks like it is.

Ana Blanco's jacket was too flashy for her. A kind of black and white tuxedo that Davidelfin may have designed in the past for Bimba Bosé. Go trancazo Ana was wearing. Me too.

Vicente Vallés, in his paper, a bread without salt but perhaps with a little more grace than Manuel Campo Vidal. Single color. What touched him. All right.

Pablo Iglesias was an EMT driver, a friend tells me. Frankly he is the best speaker, but his image fails. Play JFK with disheveled ponytail, still wet after getting out of the shower. It doesn't look like drying your hair with a hair dryer. Pablo, be careful that the wet subject hair rots. You're not going to spend the GHD like the little ones either, but boy, a blow of air and a comb would suit you. Shirt rolled up to Obama, Chinese and belt.

So far everything normal, but that black tie and, what is worse, that broken tie knot, as if you were coming from a mess with someone or just leaving the office after a black Friday ... Anyway, Pablo . With how well you speak ... Another thing is what you say. I loved the phrase of churches to Abascal of "you are not more Spanish for having the biggest flag" in clear allusion to his ... manly member.

The PSOE candidate, Pedro Sánchez, during his speech JUAN CARLOS HIDALGO

Santiago Abascal, however, did not wear a tie (I remember that as long as the jacket is not lacking, the basic protocol of respect for the place you go is met, the tie is an accessory, ask at good restaurants like Horcher). A whole 'statement' this detail of Abascal to approach young people and capture new voters. Be careful that he did very well and he will take many to the garden ... Abascal is so fond that it seems that he was going to bust that jacket and that blue-colored shirt (or is it linen?) That his influencer wife may have chosen for him. The beard has been polished by his Cuban barber. The guy is attractive and knows it. And speak well, that's how it is.

Pedro Sánchez was quite well dressed, it is no news that the guy has a hanger. It is his imposing gesture of a conciliatory and well-off gentleman that squeaks me. In my opinion fighting all the time with the PP and Citizens made him lose the opportunity to get more votes. As soon as they started yelling at each other and interrupting, they unconsciously disconnected. What a bad complexion poor Poor Sanchez has, with deeper dark circles than those of Chavela Vargas. A little vitamin C and better makeup.

Pablo Casado, premiering beard.

Pablo Casado (boy, a little bit of self-criticism when you speak) opens a beard in these elections. If it were not because he has a bald spot on his face, he seems to be wearing a beard of those that stick together to disguise you as King Baltasar. He doesn't hit anything. Casado focuses his speech on putting Sanchez in broth, just like Rivera, who has put a cobblestone in his bag, like Margarita Seisdedos, recently deceased.

I understand that the Catalan theme is the main one, but they are already plastid and the issue is being dealt with from the beginning and everything else. Let them talk about data and data and data and firm promises. Of solutions instead of problems.

Albert Rivera, during the debate.

Albert Rivera: Ramploncillo, but better than usual. Everything in navy blue, even the tie with points, seems to be in uniform of something, such as bedel or Cabify driver. They say that I debate well and the symbols and effect strokes bore me a lot. Also the allusions to his daughter, when who we want whose mind is Malu, since he starts to make personal winks. It lacks naturalness, although in falsehood wins all Sánchez. The most relaxed and with the clearest ideas seems to me Pablo Iglesias, also Santiago Abascal.

If it is not possible to be gray and yes of extremes. Right or left. Clearly the losers of the night have been the moderates, those who have not improvised and have just released their usual string. The middle ones. The mixed sandwich. Don't be surprised then that people radicalize. The politically correct (PSOE, PP and C's) have been mediocre even with their image. They have not risked (or highlighted in) anything, nothing.

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