Alberto Rey

Updated Sunday, February 18, 2024-9:50 p.m.

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My idea was to write about

Cristóbal Balenciaga

and

The New Look

at the same time. Put the Spanish

Disney+

series next to the North American

Apple TV+ series

. Before watching them, I had no idea which one would be best, or even if they would both be good.

Cristóbal Balenciaga

is;

The New Look

, no. All its cast, all its budget and, above all, all its expectations, for nothing.

Maybe I should have been a little smarter and taken into account that

The New Look

is headed by

Todd A. Kessler

, creator of

Damages

and

Bloodline

. The first started out as a really good series and, although it also ended that way, in some of its seasons it was a deranged and a bit ridiculous delirium. The second is another of those "false good series" with which

Netflix

tried to make us believe that it was concerned about the quality of its content.

Ben Mendelsohn

was one of the protagonists of

Bloodline

, a series for which he won an Emmy in 2016. He is now at the helm of

The New Look

, playing

Christian Dior

. This is just one of the star/icon combos that

Todd A. Kessler

proposes:

Nuno Lopes

is

Cristóbal Balenciaga

,

Glenn Close

is

Carmel Snow

and

Juliette Binoche

is

Coco Chanel

. Also circulating in

The New Look

are John Malkovich

,

Maisie Williams

,

Emily Mortimere

and

Claes Bang

, who plays

Spatz ,

Chanel

's lover

and one of the most interesting characters in the legendary designer's biography.

Directly like this, “mythical French designer”, Coco

from

The New Look

is about to be defined

.

Juliette Binoche

's performance

is a total embarrassment. The French actress's proposal seems to want to boycott the series.

Anouk Grinberg

, the

Chanel

of

Cristóbal Balenciaga

, does a much better job. He also has a better script to fall back on. What

Todd A. Kessler

offers Binoche

is

so

uninteresting that it even makes sense that the actress tried to show off. She doesn't get it. Nothing comes out.

It is very likely that

The New Look

is not as bad as I have conveyed in the previous paragraphs. At the end of the day, it's still a mediocre

Downton Abbey

with famous names and Nazis. That always works. But with the cast, the theme and the budget that this series manages, it is inevitable that it will generate enormous expectations. Who doesn't want to see a blockbuster with Dior, Chanel, Paris and Nazis? Who doesn't want to see Juliette Binoche, Glenn Close and John Malkovich win every award in the world? What could go wrong in

The New Look

? Well everything.

In

The New Look

, as

Coco Chanel

would say , almost everything is a

joke

. Said with a French accent speaking English with a French accent that she doesn't really have.

Chanel

said of

Balenciaga

that she was the only

authentic

couturier , that the others (including her) were mere designers.

Cristóbal Balenciaga

, the series, is haute couture.

The New Look

is a poorly sewn sweatshirt with the logo of an expensive brand printed in gold. Don't buy it.