China News Service, Beijing, January 25th (Liu Yue) Dear readers and friends, I am sorry to inform you that your holiday balance will soon be insufficient.
Where's the time?
In this regard, you may be confused. During the one-week Spring Festival holiday, what have I experienced and what have I gained?
For this philosophical question, thousands of people have thousands of faces and thousands of people can understand it: the nonsense contestant likes to mention the new number on the scale; Check out the new cultural landscape; some people fear that the society will remain the same as before, and they are asked by serial killers that they just want to go back to work...
Drawing: Li Yilu
So, what type of player are you during the Spring Festival break?
Please keep scrolling down——
When you were a child during the Chinese New Year, the wish you made was very simple
become a cool person
When you grow up, you mature
The ideal is also condensed
You who are neither cool nor flirtatious start to show off
Dazzling Dumplings Dazzling Fish
Dazzling Melon Seeds and Tangerine
Perhaps, this is called the original intention.
Drawing: Li Yilu
However, there are always some people
Like to stand on the opposite side of the crowd
He secretly learns while you play
He secretly worked overtime while you were on vacation
When you eat fat during Chinese New Year
He started to lose weight secretly
We generally call him the King of Scrolls
Drawing: Li Yilu
first day home
Mama said, you're the baby of the house
third day home
Mom said, why do you only eat and sleep
You said: Yes, Mr. Lu Xun taught
life is eating and sleeping
Mr. Lu Xun said: make up, continue to make up
Drawing: Li Yilu
Life is more than eating and sleeping
There is also a walk-and-go trip
Foreign veterans are very enthusiastic
But looking at the high officials from other countries who came out to greet them
I can't help but ask the tour guide
Is this really another price?
Drawing: Li Yilu
Love is like a gust of wind, when it blows it goes away
Three days after returning home, the status is not as good as that of a dog
Being scolded for staying up late and playing with mobile phones, and being scolded for sleeping until noon
Being scolded for staying at home every day, being scolded for going out to play every day
You who were rejected by your parents
I feel like I'm breathing wrong
Drawing: Li Yilu
Although disliked by parents
But you also have sparks
How to quickly improve family status?
"Mom, I'll ask my roommate to chop you up too"
"Dad, let me help you clean up the phone installation package"
A tool man must have the consciousness of a tool man
Drawing: Li Yilu
still remember the holidays
Is it helpless to be comforted by uncles and aunts?
remember when i was young
Fear of facing other people's children?
Because of the rain,
So tear up other people's umbrellas
Drawing: Li Yilu
You laughed so hard when you bullied the kids
But according to the law of conservation of energy
smile won't go away
only from your face
transferred to the child's face
just as wages don't disappear
only from your pocket
Transfer to the children's red envelope
Drawing: Li Yilu
Visiting relatives and friends during the Spring Festival
Your social skills are vulnerable
"Is this my second aunt or my cousin?"
"How much salary do you need to find a boyfriend quickly?"
"He is a child, what kind of red envelope does he want?"
you look to your dad for help
Your dad said, what are you doing standing up?
Pour tea for someone!
Drawing: Li Yilu
don't break out in silence
perish in silence
Evolved social terror
May become a "social cow"
go the other way
let others go nowhere
Drawing: Li Yilu
said so many types
Almost forgot the two types with the largest number of people
family reunion
Toast together to celebrate a happy new year
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someone sticks to the post
Just to keep the society running "not closed"
Drawing: Li Yilu
People with different temperaments are all living beings
Respect to every struggler who loves life
no matter what type you are
Year of the Rabbit we all
Sure! (Finish)