Imagine a time machine.
I would venture to recall some of the realities of the not too distant past, because this is not a secret.
Just something, say, for 23 funny years, unscrew the story.
And then some madman catches you by the sleeve and says:
- In short, listen, do not interrupt, a few important secrets.
In 23 years, do you know who will be the main patriot in Russia?
- Who?
— Kadyrov.
— Chechen field commander?
Yes, you went.
No, his son.
And his grandchildren.
- Chat more.
- No, listen more.
Do you know who will be the biggest hater of Russia?
- Well?
— Alexander Nevzorov!
- Our Sasha?
"600 seconds"?
Putin's confidant?
- He is!
"I'm going to punch you in the face right now..."
- Wait a minute.
Do you know who will be the main anti-crisis manager in the reclaimed territories of Ukraine?
- What?
What other "reclaimed territories of Ukraine"?
What are you carrying?
Who?
— Kiriyenko.
— Which Kiriyenko?!
From SPS?
- Well, what is it.
He.
Do you know where Gleb Pavlovsky will be?
- Who is in charge of the Kremlin propaganda?
He will be the Minister of Imperial Propaganda.
- Not.
Oppositionist.
Irreconcilable.
Do you know who will be the most radical hawk of imperial propaganda?
"Shut up, I don't want to know anything."
- Vladimir Rudolfovich Solovyov!
- You really are crazy.
- Also Anton Krasovsky.
More Tina Kandelaki.
You yourself are a psycho.
Do you know which of the Russian musicians will be the first to support the third world war and our soldiers?
- Shut up.
I guess.
Yurka Shevchuk!
- Not.
Past.
Kolya Baskov.
- This one, which...
- Shh.
Be quiet.
By the way, do you know where and in what language The Time Machine will sing?
One more word and I'll kill you.
You are just a spy.
foreign agent.
- By the way, about foreign agents ... You know that the husband of Alla Borisovna Pugacheva ...
A dull sound of impact.
The point of view of the author may not coincide with the position of the editors.