Imagine a time machine.

I would venture to recall some of the realities of the not too distant past, because this is not a secret.

Just something, say, for 23 funny years, unscrew the story.

And then some madman catches you by the sleeve and says:

- In short, listen, do not interrupt, a few important secrets.

In 23 years, do you know who will be the main patriot in Russia?

- Who?

— Kadyrov.

— Chechen field commander?

Yes, you went.

No, his son.

And his grandchildren.

- Chat more.

- No, listen more.

Do you know who will be the biggest hater of Russia?

- Well?

— Alexander Nevzorov!

- Our Sasha?

"600 seconds"?

Putin's confidant?

- He is!

"I'm going to punch you in the face right now..."

- Wait a minute.

Do you know who will be the main anti-crisis manager in the reclaimed territories of Ukraine?

- What?

What other "reclaimed territories of Ukraine"?

What are you carrying?

Who?

— Kiriyenko.

— Which Kiriyenko?!

From SPS?

- Well, what is it.

He.

Do you know where Gleb Pavlovsky will be?

- Who is in charge of the Kremlin propaganda?

He will be the Minister of Imperial Propaganda.

- Not.

Oppositionist.

Irreconcilable.

Do you know who will be the most radical hawk of imperial propaganda?

"Shut up, I don't want to know anything."

- Vladimir Rudolfovich Solovyov!

- You really are crazy.

- Also Anton Krasovsky.

More Tina Kandelaki.

You yourself are a psycho.

Do you know which of the Russian musicians will be the first to support the third world war and our soldiers?

- Shut up.

I guess.

Yurka Shevchuk!

- Not.

Past.

Kolya Baskov.

- This one, which...

- Shh.

Be quiet.

By the way, do you know where and in what language The Time Machine will sing?

One more word and I'll kill you.

You are just a spy.

foreign agent.

- By the way, about foreign agents ... You know that the husband of Alla Borisovna Pugacheva ...

A dull sound of impact.

The point of view of the author may not coincide with the position of the editors.