Sweetheart stories: In the mountains with Busmama

We are well aware that we sometimes scare off the faint of heart with this column, which is why we apologize right from the start.

On the other hand, we only report.

In fact,

reports that Kim Kardashian would do almost anything to stay young.

And if, according to

, she had to "eat poop every day," according to Bunte, I would!

Jorg Thomann

Editor in the “Life” section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sunday newspaper.

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Sorry, like I said.

It may be that such fertilization from within keeps people younger, but certainly at the cost of social isolation.

Couldn't she sell her soul better, in the tradition of Goethe and Dorian Gray?

Anyone who is annoyed about the level here despite our warning should be told the source to which

refers: Kardashian said the sentence of the

.

There she used the word

and said

- not that she "would" but that she "could" eat it.

That's at least a little reassuring.

Unsexed song

Now if we -- thank you,

- landed in these shallows, we can also talk about "Layla".

You know, this party cracker about a lady who is unfortunately not a professor but a prostitute whose name rhymes with the colloquial word “horny”.

the

-Zeitung, which has chosen "Layla" as the anthem of freedom, provides information on a daily basis about the debate, including about alleged plans by ZDF to "de-sex" the song for the "Fernsehgarten".

In this way, it is said, "in the song, the 'puff mama' could become a 'bus mama'".

Well, then everything is fine, only: What is a Busmama?

If it's the driver, you could replace "geiler" with "steep" when she steers the bus up the mountains.

It remains to be seen whether the establishment sung about in the much older sing-along song “Puff von Barcelona” will also have to give way to a means of transport.

Whereby, “means of transport”, hihi .

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but enough.

If we then want to gradually raise the level, it is of course not advisable to read the

column by Franz Josef Wagner, who deals with the heat wave, of course in his very own way: "Our children no longer learn the word sun ' he muses.

"It's a bad word, like assl.

.

." Logically.

As if there were even a child in Germany who could use the word "Arschl.

.

." does not know.

contempt through disregard

Wagner finds praise for Olaf Scholz in another column because he is on vacation.

"Somehow it's great how he despises Putin because he just goes on vacation," writes Wagner - and implicitly praises all of us who, despite Corona, war and climate change, we happily jet around the world.

Incidentally, according to this logic, those politicians who went on vacation unmoved a year ago would have expressed their contempt for the flood at the time.

It's finally getting really profound with Hansi Hinterseer, who, according to

, has discovered the good side of aging: "It's like mountaineering.

The closer you get to the summit, the further you can see.” That may be true, but on the other hand: the harder it is to breathe, the more tired your legs are, and the more you ask yourself how far you can still make it.

Actor Hansi Kraus has even had a near-death experience, as reported by

: "In it he asked a guard about the tunnel with the bright light.

But the guard was silent.

Hansi Kraus therefore decided not to continue on the path into the light.” And lived on.

Is it then advisable to take a GPS with you to the kingdom of heaven?

And whether the lazy sky guardian was an employee in a hardware store in earthly life?

The fact that an Aldi supermarket in the Netherlands has gotten rid of the cashier alarms the

newspaper, which admittedly does not interview Dutch people, but three Germans, all of whom come from Saxony.

She quotes one of them, a gentleman from Pirna, as saying: “If we abolish the cashiers, why not everything at once?

I'm boycotting it. I tried one out in Berlin.

It didn't work.” Unfortunately, he doesn't reveal exactly how he tried the cashier and what didn't work.

It worked well between gymnast Fabian Hambüchen and his Viktoria, who have now married.

"They had each other's retinas engraved on their wedding rings," says

, which would have made more sense to us if the two were ophthalmologists instead of athletes.

The next trend is to have your loved one's cornea engraved in their wedding ring instead of their retina.

Hm, maybe the low level of this column is also due to us?

Let's turn to the record producer Marcus Zander, the son of Frank Zander.

He has just had an operation and says

: "I could no longer stretch my middle finger.

Now the sinews have been set.” Nice for him, but we ask ourselves whether a society without stretched middle fingers would not be much more livable for delicate minds like us.