Sweetheart Stories : One Toast Hawaii for the Queen, Please!

Some things are so beautiful that you just want to believe them.

For example, Elizabeth II ordered Toast Hawaii at midnight.

Who told us that?

Stefan Pappert, according to

the "German chef of the Queen".

According to the head chef, who comes from Fulda in East Hesse, Her Majesty's favorite dishes also include sausages in a dressing gown, elderberry cakes and banana bread.

The diet can't be that bad if you're 96 years old with it and are currently celebrating your 70th anniversary.

Matthew Trautsch

Coordination report Rhein-Main.

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Unfortunately, the Queen had to defend herself against nasty drug rumors just before the anniversary celebrations.

Of course, there's no way she'd ever smoke a joint herself — although that might explain her late-night craving for banana bread.

The rumors are more about a horse named "George" that Prince William tried out for his grandmother's parade, and which looked kind of stoned while doing it.

At least that's what a military veteran tells the

.

17 "Chefs Royal" swing the cooking spoon for the anniversary

By the way, anyone who is amazed that Elisabeth II hired a chef from Fulda for her platinum anniversary, who then also chatted uninhibitedly about her culinary preferences, is not alone.

Oliver Moody, the

' Berlin correspondent , was also surprised and asked Buckingham Palace whether Pappert was employed there.

The answer was something like: He's not employed, but we may have already eaten one of his sausages in his dressing gown.

Anyway, we've decided to believe Pappert.

Mainly because we like to eat Hawaiian toast ourselves, we were embarrassed about it for years, but want to point out in the future that even the Queen shares our dark passion.

Also, we researched that the title Pappert is claiming isn't all that exclusive.

A total of 17 "Chefs Royal" distributed across the United Kingdom are swinging the wooden spoon for the anniversary.

It is inconceivable how many sous-chefs, poissioniers, rôtisseurs and cold cuts are used in the royal kitchen brigade.

Somewhere the Osthesse will stir.

"Open book in the box"

While we consider Toast Hawaii's reputation restored thanks to the Queen, it appears that shorts are still a total no-no for older men.

At least for the style experts from

.

The headline is about a photo of ex-Chancellor Angela Merkel and husband Joachim Sauer: "Shocking scenes of a marriage" and "Why is he doing something like that!?".

The crime of the “brilliant quantum chemist”: He walks to the car in shorts, socks and black lace-up shoes, “while she steps out onto the street correctly dressed in the typical pants-jacket look”.

But the fine professor can be lucky that he is not in a relationship with Amber Heard, otherwise he would soon be on trial for mental cruelty.

In general, it seems that women move through the world with more style than men.

The princely house observers of the

noticed, for example, that Charlène von Monaco was dressed elegantly as usual when she visited Formula 1, but her husband Albert had a half-open fly.

I have no idea why the colleagues left out the headline "Open Büx in der Box", which was actually intrusive.

In any case, you don't have to worry about the marriage of the two because of the fashion faux pas - it has survived worse.

On the other hand, the audience must be seriously concerned about the relationship between Robert and Carmen Geiss, as we learned from

Experienced.

According to him, he told her that she was "not endowed with unnecessary intelligence either," while even resorting to expletives: "Leave me alone, you a**hole." Similar to

we have doubts whether such dialogues are still covered by the rule "What loves each other teases each other".

The only thing missing is that Robert goes to the car in shorts.

"Sexy Evening Atmosphere" in Hilary Swank's mansion

On the other hand, one must be happy that celebrities share their lives with the public.

What would we be writing about here if everyone was acting as selfishly as Oscar winner Hilary Swank?

According to

, she usually keeps a low profile, which is why the newspaper now takes the opportunity to at least visit the luxury villa that Swank is offering for sale: "Leather walls and dimmable lights ensure a sexy evening atmosphere in the cigar room." Sex and cigars don't necessarily suit us together, but an American president already had a different opinion.

In general, the research approach of questioning empty villas about the secrets of celebrities seems to us to be unprofitable.

We prefer to turn to the personal chefs, whether real or self-appointed.

We already have Stefan Pappert's number on the bedside table.

Just in case we get cravings for Hawaiian toast at midnight.