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"
Survivor games 2022
begin! I was going to say hunger games begin."
With these words
Lara Álvarez
kicked off the
Survivors 2022
games with the famous and mythical mud game.
I could not have described it better, "the hunger games", because despite being the first game, the first gala, the premiere, the first hours in Cayo Cochinos, what was experienced last night in
Survivors 2022
with the mud game seemed more the game of when they have already been hungry and suffering for many weeks than the first.
Mother of beautiful love the competitiveness of the contestants of
Survivors 2022
!
The competitiveness and that gives me the impression that there are few lambs this edition.
Difficult is to anger
Lara Álvarez
, because last night in the first program of
Survivors 2022
,
Lara Álvarez
already exploded.
Survivors 2022
started
!
She has rarely been seen angry, but
Lara Álvarez
was really angry .
The presenter, aware that she has the most difficult part to manage, that of the games, she always tries to be as clear as possible, not letting anything or anyone take her foot off the pot.
As a general rule, with rare exceptions, she usually succeeds and she usually maintains order and concert without any mutiny on board.
However, last night, in a first test, in the first test, the shoemaker got mixed up, and
Lara Álvarez
had no choice, not only to have to get angry as she has rarely been seen, but to paralyze the program, cancel all a test and, of course, hitting the table and dotting the i's of the contestants.
This first game was a reward game.
That is to say, it was not going to decide who was going to what, nor who was going to have better luck, simply, it would give a reward to one or the other team.
However, the
Survivors 2022
contestants have started very eagerly, with too much.
It is also true that it is appreciated, but so much intensity and momentum gives a lot of play and a lot of spectacle, but also many problems.
The fact is that the contestants had to jump down a ramp, fall into the mud pool, look for a tablet, go back up, jump again, look for a second tablet, get out of the mud and go to a bucket to deposit them.
Simpler impossible.
Before the monumental row, what there was were some impressive hosts.
The desire of the contestants of
Survivors 2022
and the danger of filling yourself with mud and having to climb some stairs left the already traditional apotheosis moments of
Survivors 2022
.
Everything would have been in a few blows, in the laughter of
Jorge Javier Vázquez
from the set and in a string of memes (of this there were also) if it had not been because in the turn of
Kiko Matamoros
and
Desy Rodríguez
something happened with the second tablet .
Desy
he found the first slat first, climbed the deadly ladder again, threw himself again and the fall was of such magnitude that when entering the mud the second slat shot out and fell out of the pit.
Desy
, who couldn't see a single thing, started looking for that second tablet, but it was his teammates,
Alejandro Nieto
and
Ainhoa Cantalapiedra
, who pointed out to him that the tablet was out.
Desy
grabbed her and ran away, but... But
Anuar Beno
started screaming, accusing
Desi
of cheating.
Given the fuss that was made,
Lara Álvarez
could not do anything but stop the program.
There were no cheats at the premiere of Survivors 2022
Very, very, very pissed off,
Lara Álvarez
asked them to be quiet and asked the management to check if the tablet had been deliberately left out by
Desy
in order to find it more easily.
Anuar Beno
continued with his erre que erre of the traps and
Lara Álvarez
turned on more and more.
"
Desy
, he asked you directly: where did you get the tablet from?" the presenter asked the contestant.
"It was out, but because it had come out when it was thrown", answered
Alejandro
and
Ainhoa
.
"Let
Desy
speak, he has his own voice,"
Lara Álvarez snapped at them
.
"I have taken it from outside,"
Desy
replied .
Of course, indeed, he took it from outside of her, but not because she had purposely pulled it out of her so she wouldn't have to look for it when she pulled herself out of it the second time, but because she flew out of it.
"Silence!
Survivors
, I'm not going to raise my voice once again, I don't think it's necessary,"
Lara Álvarez reproached them.
"There are a lot of cameras and the management is reviewing the images," she insisted.
"Is that correct?" she asked back to management.
"3, 2, and! We continue the game."
It's over.
Desy
had taken both boards as she commanded the game.
But... but things were not going to stop there.
The reproaches and accusations of cheating continued after the game.
The contestants, very excited, kept insisting that there had been cheating.
Until
Desy
got fed up and threatened to leave.
The straw that broke the camel's back: "I, really...
Do we know that we are doing television?
Do we know what entertainment is? Do we know where we are survivors? Well, if we know where we are, you have achieved what I did not want to do.
In case You don't know where you are, I'm going to explain it to you.
.
You have achieved exactly what I did not want and the management has decided to cancel this game, invalidate it.
We can all shout all the time, but here the important thing is that the rewards are achieved, that we decide which team goes to each island... We are all giving our best in this program and what cannot be is these shouts and this pack , we just started
Survivors
.
Please!"
Like little kids, just the same.
If
Lara Álvarez
doesn't get to stop the program, stop the game and make it very clear to them where they were, things would have ended like the rosary at dawn.
It didn't end like that, but I did end up canceling the test.
Now you go and come back.
The story is not that
Lara Álvarez
got pissed off, or that she gave them a big scolding, or that she seemed like the mother of all, the story is that if this happened in the first test, when their bellies were still full, when hunger and fatigue have not yet made an appearance, what can happen in a few weeks.
In addition, it is not only that desire to win, it is that few of the 16 contestants are going to shut up.
The anger over the mud game caused not only
Lara Álvarez
to stop
Survivors 2022
, but also caused a confrontation between her and
Desy
.
When
Desy
made the threat of leaving,
Lara Álvarez
stopped the program again to reproach him and
Desy
did not shut up at all: "My whole ass is scraped, I've fucked twice and now it turns out that he fucks before of time and water comes and no one has asked me how I am. But hey, nothing happens. So,
Lara Álvarez
, aware that he had not really paid much attention to the contestant in the face of the racket that had been organized, he approached and asked how she was.
"... that the scraped ass has been worth it", Lara Álvarez
finally released him
and with the intervention of
Jorge Javier Vázquez
, who was splendid last night, the discussion, the fights and the bad rolls are over.
They are over for a little while, because it seems to me that this is going to be the first of many.
All the contestants are so convinced that they have to win that they care little about coexistence.
Error!
Survivors 2022
is about both physical and mental strength, and to maintain mental strength you need the group or your group.
If the objective is to live
Survivors 2022
in an individualistic way, giving a damn about the one next door, they are going to take a beating from which it will be difficult to get up.
Already in the first days that they have lived together, a simple comment or a few plates filled to the brim with food have brought about the first discussions.
That, when they were well lodged, well fed and to taste.
Because what the premiere of
Survivors 2022 revealed
is that everyone is very clear that they have come to play and that they will use all possible strategies to do so.
It was only necessary to see the one that was also formed with the selection of the teams.
The public chose the two best helicopter jumps.
Marta Peñate
and
Anabel
Pantoja
won , with which they became the first leaders of
Survivors 2022
.
As leaders they had to choose the teams and, again, confrontation and sprints for the strategies they followed.
Marta Peñate
took
Anabel Pantoja
from
Desy
.
Anabel Pantoja
then took
Marta Peñate
from
Kiko Matamoros
.
And so they were bitching at each other throughout the selection forgetting that the people they were choosing were the people they would have to live with.
Kiko Matamoros
with
Anabel
Pantoja
?
God's is Christ.
Alejandro
Nieto
without
Tania
?
He's going to be in a bad mood and with the fly behind his ear from the time the sun rises until he hides.
Annear with
Anabel Pantoja
?
But if they have a mount in the family sphere of milk, with Isa Pantoja defending
Anabel Pantoja
,
Anuar
throwing knives at
Isa Pantoja
, and Isa Pantoja's boyfriend,
Asraf Beno
, defending his brother,
Annear
.
They didn't think it through.
Jorge Javier Vázquez pisses off Kiko Matamoros in Survivors 2022
Of course, what is undeniable is that the first gala of
Survivors
is always cinnamon sticks.
No matter how bad you like
Jorge Javier Vázquez
, what cannot be denied is that when he enjoys himself he makes everyone enjoy himself.
He brings out the best in the contestants, he knows what to tell them to get the best out of them and also the worst, but the juiciest.
Let them tell
Kiko Matamoros
.
As they say, where there is trust, it sucks.
It turns out that
Kiko Matamoros
intended to set a record in his helicopter jump, jumping from the greatest height in Survivor history.
However,
Kiko Matamoros
' request to "make a historic leap" was denied by the program's management for security reasons.
It was not a plan that on the first day
Kiko Matamoros
would end up as Mr. Potato with all the parts of his body scattered by the sea.
And then
Jorge Javier Vázquez
came into action .
"According to your complexion and your age we have to leave it almost flush, Rosa Benito type", he told her in a joking tone.
A joke that did not sit very well with
Kiko Matamoros
, who is very sensitive about age.
"I think it's a serious decision and it leaves me very relaxed, I was afraid, I'll do what you want, that's why I'm here. You are a bunch of bastards, you have hesitated in a bad way," replied
Kiko Matamoros
.
"The whole of Spain knew that you wanted to break the record, but the helicopter has to be where it has to be, you can't play with the integrity of the contestants," the presenter explained, now more serious.
"Okay, but there was no need to say about age," protested
Kiko Matamoros
annoyed .
"I have told you that for doing the damn thing. It has nothing to do with that," Jorge has clarified.
Kiko Matamoros
jumped and it wasn't the jump that broke the record, but rather the time it took for
Kiko Matamoros
to reach the platform.
The currents that were there did not let him advance and he was stranded in the sea like a buoy starring in one of the funniest moments of the
Survivors 2022
gala .
The jumps put the comic part to the premiere of Survivors, the games, the critical part.
Now it remains to be seen if
Survivors 2022
achieves the audience that Telecinco expects.
Will this premiere surpass that of
Survivors 2021
or will it mark another minimum like the premiere of the last edition?
This has only just begun.
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