Sweetheart stories: You are naked, but only mentally

There we have it, when we read the headline of a message in the "Echo der Frau"

saw, knowingly nodded: "Gregor Gysi - scary job".

And then we were surprised that Gysi's temporary job as a narrator on the "Rocky Horror Show" was meant.

We find Gysi's main job as foreign policy spokesman for the left faction much scarier, especially in these unfortunate times.

Jorg Thomann

Editor in the “Life” section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sunday newspaper.

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But we want to leave it at that with the bad world events here, because one can expect from this little column what some people find in the gossip magazines: a little escapism.

A hit duo called Fantasy is predestined for this, one half of which called Fredi, as "Bild" reports humorously, "has too many cups in the cupboard".

Fredi's love of cups has "developed into an addiction.

He's now bought more than 1,500 pieces of porcelain – for thousands of euros!” His husband Dean, Fredi complains, “is having more and more fits because he thinks we're littering.

He has already threatened me that he will go back to his home country of Croatia if there is no longer room for him in our house.

We wish them both

that they can get things under control and at least celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary, which would be the porcelain wedding.

A more appropriate backdrop is hard to imagine.

Poor yield

one , was also on Tinder,

just missed this marriage anniversary , of course without yield: “I was drinking coffee on a date – and the guy was only 1.92 instead of 1.92

1.64 meters tall and the photo was 30 years old!” But that doesn't seem that unusual, in 30 years a person can certainly shrink slightly.

Some music stars don't get smaller over the years, but younger, as the "Bild" newspaper notes: "Madonna is 63 – but looks like 16 on her Instagram photos." At 73, she should look like six;

hopefully she hasn't thrown away her old princess dresses.

"Bild" reveals a possible trick in the case of Dorian Gray-like Dieter Bohlen, 68: "For the TV, a special camera with a ring light (circular light source around the lens)." Bohlen even benefits twice, because when he leaves the house, he has Silence from intrusive fans who don't even recognize the older gentleman without a ring light.

When it comes to shielding from intrusive fans and reporters, no one can fool Helene Fischer and her lawyers, which finds its most recent expression in a counterstatement that has embarked on a real tour.

She has just arrived at "The New Woman", who withdraws her claim about Fischer's home birth with the words: "Various sources of our research reported incorrectly." Sources, research - these are daring terms, if you, like everyone else , simply copied from the “Bild” newspaper.

Mother Daughter Hobby

How exactly Naomi Campbell got her child, who the paparazzi never caught with a baby bump, can remain her secret.

With the little one in her arms, she poses on the cover of a magazine and, according to "Gala", is happy about "the girl who already has six teeth and likes to travel just as much as she does".

It is of course a blessing when mother and daughter share the same hobbies.

With the favorite activities of their offspring - screaming loudly, putting things in their mouths, filling diapers - many parents are a little strange.

is also

confused: “Lu, Louie or even Wigerl – many things would have been possible.

But Cathy Hummels (34) gave her son Ludwig (4) the nickname 'Lumpi'!” So ​​what?

In times when every dog ​​has human names like Luna or Leo, small children can also be called Bello, Waldi, Rex and Strolchi.

"Prince Harry – secret affair with Meghan's girlfriend!", "The New Leaf" is outraged.

This refers to tennis player Serena Williams, who explained at a mental health event "that she often spent hours in conversation with Harry".

"Where does cheating with a partner start?" asks "The New Journal" and judges: "They strip naked in front of each other - of course only mentally." The main thing is that they don't get into bed together mentally.

In any case, when talking to friends of your partner, you should be as reserved as possible.

Finally, according to "In", Victoria Beckham is said to be angry with her husband David because he - we reported - has divulged that she has only been eating grilled fish with vegetables for 25 years, which seems extremely boring.

As

now explains, she only eats it in the evening and other things during the day - for example for breakfast "two spoons of apple cider vinegar on an empty stomach, followed by a glass of warm lemon water and a green smoothie".

How do you think she looks forward to her grilled fish in the evening?