Sweet heart stories: A moment at the nudist

One of the unpleasant side effects of the corona pandemic - although we can't think of any pleasant ones right now - is the fact that it creates so much garbage.

By which we don't mean Twitter debates or "lateral thinker" posters, but the masks and antigen tests that are thrown away after a short use.

So we were happy to read about Katy Perry on

that she wore "corona test earrings" on TV - "these things are now part of everyday life".

Jorg Thomann

Editor in the “Life” section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sunday newspaper.

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Well, earrings from corona tests are not yet part of our everyday life, but they would give it a cheerful, fashionable touch and, if used on a large scale, would make the annoying entrance controls superfluous: instead of having to dig out our cell phones all the time, we would simply have the security guards take a look at ours Have earrings thrown and are likely to happen.

Only the opponents of vaccination would probably swerve again and also refuse the spades when having their ears pierced.

Kings of Retirement

Prince Charles has been infected with Covid for the second time and can console himself with the announcement by his mother that his wife Camilla will bear the title "Queen Consort" after his accession to the throne, i.e. "consort of the king" and not just "prince consort". .

In the opinion of

Charles' son William, this decision will not please him at all, because he will "probably only be crowned king when he has reached retirement age".

William is 39, his father 73 – and he would be 99 by the time William reached retirement age of 65.

believes

that he is capable of a long life, which he is capable of due to his good genes, provided that he does not get Covid too often by then.

about Charles' mother, who is still tender at 95

:

"She knows that she will soon be entering a world where there are no locks, servants, golden carriages.

talking to the corpse is proverbial;

what is new is that she can even see into the afterlife.

The fact that Wagner knows what it's like there is probably thanks to one or the other near-death experience late at night in the "Paris Bar".

We still find it sobering that there are no carriages in heaven: does everyone have to walk?

We were hoping we would at least wear little wings.

Good Harry, bad Harry

Good news from Britain is reported by

: 'William & Harry - Secret Meetings at the Palace!

That's how Kate reconciled the brothers."

As editor-in-chief Gitta Kabelitz writes in the editorial, Kate "with her cleverness and great kindness made sure that the quarreling brothers speak out - and forgive each other".

reads quite differently

: “Prince Harry – Scandalous Blackmail!

How can he do that to his grandma?” With his demand that his security be paid for visits home in the future, Harry “offends his fellow human beings” and he “bites his brother William”, the editor-in-chief reprimands in the editorial.

By the way, it's Gitta Kabelitz again.

Perhaps Kate, with her cleverness and great kindness, will be able to reconcile the two Kabelitze.

Olivia Colman, who played Queen Elizabeth in The Crown, talks to

about divergent memories with a former school friend: "We both used to have a crazy moment at a nudist beach.

She completely mistold the story in front of me recently.

I corrected her directly and explained to her what really happened back then.” Unfortunately, we readers don't find out what really happened,

doesn't seem to have asked.

It's a shame, we're really interested in crazy moments on nudist beaches.

After their wedding, footballer Brooklyn Beckham and his fiancée Nicola Peltz may experience intimate moments in space, because, as

writes, according to a “Gaga rumor” they want to spend their honeymoon “in space”, namely on a “honeymoon trip with Richard Branson's 'Virgin Galactic' Spaceship'.

Sounds exciting, but would you like to spend your honeymoon like this?

You're not even allowed to take off your stupid space suits.

Director Roland Emmerich has been married for a long time, in whose marriage, as he reveals to

, things are "not quite as harmonious" in only two respects: husband Omar "is never on time and drives much too fast".

However, if Omar drove more slowly, he would be even less punctual.

Difficult.

Barbara Becker is partnerless, but that doesn't bother her, as she affirms in the

: "Around me, I keep seeing people bitching at each other, and I think to myself: I can also argue on my own.

I don't need a man for that!” But we don't imagine arguing alone as easy.

Even if you stand in front of the mirror and insult yourself, you agree with yourself at that moment.