Cristina Pedroche pitorrea of ​​herself

• Yo Dona Cristina Pedroche's dress in the bells recreates a dragonfly (and is a piece from the Manuel Piña Museum)

Are you going to laugh whatever I do? Are you going to make fun of me, whatever I wear? Are you going to fill Twitter with memes about me? Well here! You wanted mockery, joke, pitorreo, because

has given you to give and take. And this time not only to start the year, this year so you can have a good time. How well did

sell

the

! A surprise for his hair that in the end was left in a very well made costume and a suit that he has gone to look for at the Manuel Piña museum in Ciudad Real. Well, how will the thing be, that this time the dress neither fu nor fa, nor fa nor fu.

Because in the end it is not the dress, nor what she will wear, nor what she will say, nor if she will arrive in time before the quarterfinals begin to ring, in the end it is that

, fuck who the fuck, has been making history for many years now . The

could not stop doing it, it had to overcome itself, it had to overcome previous years. And he did it again. Her metamorphosis, her dragonfly, her firefly, her transformation, according to her. The reality, each year it costs more to overcome, but it continues to do so. And do you know what? He snorts at what they tell him.

These were the options this year, La 1 with

, faithful to

and accompanied by the choice of

instead of

;

, his

and

, on Telecinco; La Sexta, where if we get to know that

was going to want to be the new

on

surely more than one and more than two would have chosen him; and

and

, beyond television. The competition is stiff, more and more. Some fight to see if they will ever surpass the

of La 1, others for getting out of trouble with something more than dignity and others for bursting those audimeters that are not measured yet. And before this, it only remains to take the rest. And who is the only one who kicks it out every year? Well yes, it is

. It is the only one who risks, gambles, sells, provokes, promotes and does whatever it takes to return to being the talk of the night, the day after and this year it will even reach Reyes.

"2021 has been a year of recycling, resilience and reconstruction. Words that have put forward taking care of oneself in order to take care of. Our society is being reborn and we are understanding the importance of loving.

. What rights do you have? It has been difficult for us to achieve they cannot be negotiated ", was the message, shorter than in other years, from

. A message totally linked to his suit. "It is inspired by the metamorphosis of insects, especially when they shed their skin," he announced before taking off his cape like a dragonfly.

Me, the suit, not much. It wouldn't even occur to me given my knowledge. What no one can deny is that this year it was not the suit, it was that helmet that was hiding something that was not going to arrive until after the grapes, and that I stake a hand and a foot that did not arrive because there was no time. A small point was

to enter the quarterfinals late to the

by the dress

.

And hey, one thing is one thing, and six half a dozen.

That the thing about the suit, the outfit, the dress, the message and taking off the cape is great and entertains us a lot on

, but the important thing here is to eat the grapes without

.

Too intense to eat a few grapes.

Every year they rush more and one

of these

the news will not be how

, but because of

dress

dozens were treated by the emergency services for choking.

They want to hide so much, so much, so much the dress and rush so much, so much so that the audience stays until the end that there is no time to change the channel that in one of these we end up in disgust.

So if you don't want strong emotions, don't choose

. But what would life be without a little intensity and emotion, that "living is scary" by Campofrío. Well, that living is scary and for

is so scary that if weeks before the grapes she sells that something has been done to her hair, she goes to

with a wig included, she cuts her hair at the same

clock

and the announcement before the

start

on

is her with medium hair and pink hair drinking a Baileys, well done, and point ball. And if a helmet should appear as

to protect himself from the alien invaders - the only thing we have left to see - because he puts it on.

And if you have to wait for 12 grapes, for the first announcement of the year and appear as if it had been completely nailed, then it is done.

I believe that

, in addition to being - and no wonder - very proud of what she has achieved with the

, is not going to stop until she manages to equal or exceed the

of La 1

in audience

.

Why do you think that this year, in addition to a suit, there was also hair? Because last year the presence of

and

in

made it more difficult. You had to take the rest, you had to take risks, you had to give the viewer something more than a dress, a cloth, a leg or a frame. Hence, the helmet, appearing bald and the question that tonight will have been on all the tables: has he really shaved or was it all a hoax? You have to start analyzing the images and each frame to try to get closer to the truth. We will have to wait for Instagram, Twitter or for it to appear on its program to know if

we played it. Who did play it is Twitter, which this time has chicha for a while. And what do you think

does without being aware of what she is going to do? HAHAHA

Every year she receives everything, good and bad reviews, memes everywhere, comments of all kinds ... She says she tries not to see them, not read them, but she knows perfectly well that they are there And what better way to respond than to laugh at one same? What do you think about appearing bald is because he wanted to? Appearing bald is a way of saying 'yes, look, I expose myself and I don't give a damn'. And he does not care if they criticize him for wearing more or less fabric, if the dress is better or worse, if it looks more wonderful or less, or if some will say that it was very cute and others that it has no class. A

love to

present you the

He loves what he has achieved, he loves to prepare for that night since before the summer and for that reason he will do whatever it takes. And if for that you have to appear first with a helmet, embedded in a cape like a dragonfly-firefly, choose a dress that is neither fu nor fa, some galactic shoes and then show yourself bald, well you will.

Because what

every

for many

, since that

at La Sexta, is to try to enjoy and at the same time try to make the largest possible number of Spaniards choose her. It is a matter of something more than an outfit. And with her baldness, whether true or false, what difference does it make, what

seeks is to enjoy herself first and then the rest. Enjoy not only becoming the comment of the night, enjoy waiting for the cape to be removed, enjoy launching a message that more viewers listen to every year and enjoy the most anticipated night of the year.

That yes, that whoever does not want it has

, that the alternative can go to

and that the coolest can see

on their mobile and Pedroche on TV. It is the magic of television and the media that there is where to choose and that for color tastes. There will be many, and they will continue to be the most viewed, who have chosen

and

, applauded to rage on social networks for their sympathy during the

and without needing a drawer to be at the level of

. Things that TV does without being necessary.

It is difficult to overcome Anne's 17 years at the helm of the

, her elegance, her good work and the calluses that she already has on her back with this grape.

But there will be, and there are more and more, those who continue to be attracted to the knowledge with what the

will surprise us this time .

And that is the magic that

achieves .

More than a dress, more than a bald spot, more than shoes, more than a piece of cloth.

Carpe diem, Pedroche.

Carpe Diem.

"I am a dragonfly, a firefly, I don't think there is anything better to welcome the new year", by

.

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