What we like very much is the big serial in the Golden Leaf, the protagonists of which are Charles and Camilla.

The plot of this, of course, completely fictional story is that the couple split up every few weeks on the front page because Camilla has done something bad, and get back together the following week because Camilla has come up with an ingenious plan of reconciliation.

Also this week it is said again: “Charles & Camilla - now!

Get married before Christmas ”.

And this time again, the photo montage on the cover creates an irritating contrast, because both shine like two honey cake horses: Should the relief be that great for them?

Jörg Thomann

Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.

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The current reason for separation that Das goldene Blatt came up with is a flare-up of feelings between Camilla and her first husband Andrew Parker-Bowles (81): “And the two should already have a love nest.

A court connoisseur reveals: 'Camilla has allegedly bought a personal refuge with eleven bedrooms.' "Charles should therefore be" beside himself with anger ", and we can fully understand that: eleven bedrooms in a love nest for only two people, that seems to us to be enormously wasteful.

AC / DC at Kensington Palace

Frau currently worries about another royal couple: "The house blessing is probably crooked - Victoria & Daniel of Sweden - crisis mood in the royal family" is the headline of the magazine. The evidence: “When the heir to the throne visits a hospital in Malmö with her husband, they both seem to avoid each other's gaze. And there is also no physical contact. No loving gesture, no accidental touch. ”That's one thing, Frau aktuell, that the two of them don't flirt with each other, exchange kisses and fall at each other during a presumably limited cheerful visit to a hospital. Should you have plunged into one of the rare intensive care beds?

For a change, William and Kate don't have a crisis, but a lively family life with music playing early in the morning.

The best bands, writes Gala, “come from the UK.

The Royal Family knows that too. ”And whose songs are you listening to according to the gala in Kensington Palace?

Which from Shakira and AC / DC.

Does the Royal Family also know that they come from Colombia and Australia?

Love happiness through Corona

The ducal playlist could actually include songs by Beatrice Egli and Maximilian Arnold, who would like to couple a woman with a heart: “Happy message! Does the game of hide and seek soon come to an end? ”Is the headline of the paper. “If that's not fate! The pretty singer and her colleague suddenly have a lot of time for togetherness, ”we read. And why? Both had to "unfortunately cancel their performances due to the corona". This, well, lucky message - Egli even got Corona - affects not only these two, but many other artists who can now all seek togetherness with one another.

Others have long since found it.

“Britney Spears' personal trainer and newly fiancé Sam Asghari, 27, is turning into a romantic,” says Bunte: “When the two of them flew into the sun for the 40th birthday of the pop queen, he decorated the private jet with roses and organized one bombastic fireworks at the beach resort. ”That begs the question: How much does a personal trainer actually earn?

Whether it comes across as romantic when you throw a few rose petals at your loved one's feet in the subway and light a sparkler for them at the pond in the city park, everyone can find out for themselves.

Thanks to an outburst to Hollywood

In any case, we think it's really romantic that Reiner Calmund and his wife Sylvia call each other “darling”. Bunte not only reports that, but also that the football manager has reduced his weight from 180 to 90 kilos. “A lot of people admire me as a male Adele, they just can't sing so well,” says Calmund and can be glad that Adele doesn't read the Bunte. Wife Sylvia says: “Now he climbs stairs, which he has never done. He cuddles around in the kitchen in corners where I would never have suspected him. ”As a wife, you have to live with that when the man suddenly has a greater range of motion.

The legendary Loriot dialogue between the early retiree and his annoyed wife ("I live here." - "But not now, at this time!") Could also be imagined, modified, between the Calmunds: "What are you doing there?" "I crawl." - "But not here in this corner!"

The magazine In describes the corner in which a later film star was discovered: “Charlize Theron scolded a bank branch because an employee refused to convert her check into cash.

Her outburst was so spirited and ready for a movie that a film agent who happened to be present noticed her and made her an offer. "And now we also suspect why more and more people in this country are complaining and bullying: They all dream of Hollywood.