Herzblatt Stories: They all look razor-sharp

For a very short time we were tempted to hit Tom Kaulitz.

In a podcast, the musician was reminded by his brother Bill that he once had “flight bans on many airlines” and admitted: “I was always violent even then.”

reports that Kaulitz was not at all inconvenient: “Thanks to his physical abuse, he was not allowed to enter a number of countries at that time, which is why he could not work - and had a few days off.

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. ”We could use days off too, we lack the desire and ideas for this column, but can Tom Kaulitz be a role model for us?

We finally decided against it, because after a long time we're back in the home office: We should have gotten to grips with ourselves.

Jörg Thomann

Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.

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Kaulitz's wife Heidi Klum has meanwhile announced more diversity in “Germany's Next Top Model”: “The models are 1.54 to 1.93 meters tall and wear sizes 30 to 54,” says

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Klum himself says of a candidate: “Barbara, for example, is a beautiful and positive woman at 68 years of age.” Models who don't look the way you imagine models?

That would be as if people were taking part in “Deutschland sucht den Superstar” who have no singing talent at all - okay, we notice it ourselves: It's not an argument.

Of course, German television would not seem really diverse to us until RTL presented Barbara as a new bachelorette.

Such a great dirndl

With "Bauer sucht Frau" at least Klum's new line has not yet established itself. Moderator Inka Bause says according to

about the new candidates: “They are getting younger and more attractive. The girls all look so razor-sharp and have such great dirndls on! ”The poor farmers will certainly be outraged that they are so brazenly denied diversity.

Dieter Bohlen

is saddened by Thomas Gottschalk's mega odds

: “Competitor Thomas also got Helene Fischer (37) of

all people

for his, Wetten, dass. . ? '- new edition. Exactly the singer who was one of the few artists who never sat next to Dieter on 'DSDS'. ”According to our calculations, there were exactly 16 women on the jury alongside Bohlen over the years: there doesn't seem to be much more women artists in the country. Sad!

claims about Helene Fischer and Florian Silbereisen

: "Your friendship is just a lie!"

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had, he tried to lure the audience to him by promoting his parallel MDR show on the Internet.

Not nice. ”We also think that Silbereisen should have advertised not to watch his MDR show, although at least for us there was no need for such a call.

Rich car salesman

Sophia Thomalla has recently been watching a lot of tennis because she and Alexander Zverev are now a couple. Before that, Thomalla was with the soccer goalkeeper Loris Karius, whom, according to the

, she

just gave one to a talk show - with the slogan “From now on only successful athletes”. We think that with this attitude she is putting a lot of pressure on her new partner; In any case, Zverev promptly lost his match against Daniil Medvedev.

In front of the world public and her friend, Amazon boss Jeff Bezos, Lauren Sánchez poked at Leonardo DiCaprio at a gala, and

wrote: “A short clip of the interlude promptly landed on social media and caused a lot of malice the parcel sender. ”It sounds somewhat malicious to us to call the multibillionaire Bezos a parcel sender. Only car salesman Elon Musk has more money than Bezos.

About the Schneider Guido Maria Kretschmer and his man tells us

with: "Whenever one of the two leaves home and say goodbye from each other, says Guido, 'Long Live Love'!" Most Germans should shame to let At best, on the doorstep they uttered sentences like “Don't forget the umbrella”, “Bring some butter with you later” or “It will be later in the office tonight, honey.”

Finally, Frau im Spiegel clarifies the question: What is Heinz Hoenig actually doing?

The actor, who made well over a hundred films, received the Grimme Prize and Bambi, has a son of almost one year at the age of seventy and appears with his wife and a friend as “The Imitates”: “We imitate stars like Tina Turner and Vicky Leandros, AC / DC, Hildegard Knef, Peter Maffay and Joe Cocker.

We perform at birthdays, anniversaries, events and company celebrations. ”And certainly also at the opening of car dealerships?

We would like the man to get a good TV role again quickly - even as a candidate for “Germany's Next Top Model”.

So much for today, do it well and, oh yes: long live love.