Congratulations this week to Helene Fischer, and our condolences too. Congratulations because Fischer is pregnant, and condolences because now

everyone knows

this thanks to the

Bild

newspaper, which has been

fed with information from a “confidante” of the singer

. “The whole of Germany is waiting for this baby,” trumpets the paper, as if the indiscretion served the public good.

Bild

did not

speak to Fischer himself

, but only quotes Fischer's reaction on Instagram: She is incredibly happy. And she was disappointed about the breach of trust, she would have "liked to keep the matter a little private", she was afraid that "the hunt for us" would now begin, and asked everyone for "consideration and respect for our privacy". Whereby, wait a minute, was quoted by

Bild

only the sentence with joy, strangely enough there was no room for the rest.

Jörg Thomann

Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.

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For the rainbow press, the good news is bad, yes, a threat to their business model.

For more than ten years, each of these sheets has been serving up a new story every few weeks about an alleged pregnancy of Helene Fischer to its readers who are not at all willing to be clever: space that needs to be filled now that she is actually pregnant.

With some magazines there is also the shame of having to lie at the kiosk for days with badly aged headlines.

The golden leaf,

for example, with “Helene & Florian - How beautiful! The lucky surprise is perfect ”. (Editor's note: Fischer's former friend Florian Silbereisen is

not

the child's father.) Or

the new one

with "Helene Fischer - your thoughts revolve around Flori". (Editor's note: Hopefully not.)

New post,

however, which opened in September with "Helene & Florian - There is still love!", Has now switched to "Helene & her Thomas - The baby of love!" and announces “Exclusive Photos” on the cover.

New post

photographed a shop for children's clothing and the fence of a kindergarten near Fischer's house.

Both are undoubtedly exclusive.

It wasn't the fifth either

Thomas Gottschalk and his partner

sent

“exclusive snapshots from the vacation paradise in the Seychelles” to the

Bild

newspaper and they really deserved their benevolent comment: “They laugh a lot, touch each other all the time.” Luckily for

Bild

that they are at least on Gottschalks Constant touching things can build up, because other allies seem to have become renegades. Only now has the newspaper found out that Lothar Matthäus had his fifth divorce at the beginning of the year: “Nobody has asked us about it so far,” explains Matthäus. “And you don't tie private things on anyone's nose either.” Matthäus' younger self would have stared in amazement.

In any case, his newest ex-wife Anastasia “raves about the harmonious divorce in January”, we read with the words: “You probably only recognize the true character of a person when you reach a point like us.

Everything went very peacefully. ”If you are also trying to find out if your spouse has a great personality, it is best to get a divorce as soon as possible.

Tony Marshall once took his time.

“How quickly did Gabi and you communicate?”

Echo

asks

the woman

, and Marshall replies: “With us everything went timidly in advance.

The first kiss followed after a year.

Before that, I took her to the front door, holding hands for a long time.

We only got closer after three years. ”And then did you hug?

Or are you finally in the box?

In the bathtub with Udo

In turn, as

Frau im Spiegel

reports, Ben Becker and Udo Lindenberg

moved into the tub

.

As the actor said on television, “Ben and the 'panic' rocker once shared a bathtub.

'We both had one in our hats.

And we weren't always all alone when we went swimming. '“Not always, but sometimes we are?

Even a drunken Lindenberg certainly doesn't have one in his cap, but of course one in his hat.

Cosmetic surgeon

Werner Mang lets

Bunte

know: “I am currently reliving my own happy childhood with Schnuppi, my youngest grandson” - and we very much hope that “Schnuppi” is not another eccentric celebrity child's name, but really a nickname. In any case, Mang is so blissful “that even the word grandpa doesn't bother me anymore”. But maybe Schnuppi will also come up with a nickname for Grandpa, whose job would be Schnippi-Schnappi, for example.

Gerry Friedle is known as DJ Ötzi

, and he tells

Bunte

that he met an angel.

On the Way of St. James “someone patted me on the shoulder and said 'Gerhard, you are on the right path!'

Gerhard?

Nobody had called me that for decades.

.

.

I turned around but there was no one.

.

. “Armin Laschet had a similar experience, to whom many in the Union patted on the shoulder, who suddenly all disappeared after the election.

However, with the best of intentions we do not want to succeed in imagining Markus Söder as an angel.