Can the leading actor reverse Pi? Half of Asia’s economic lifeline is in your hands?
How ridiculous can the bridge segment of the strange network novel be?
Many people read online novels just to be relaxed and happy, to pass the time, so the requirements for online novels are not high, and they will not use the eyes of reading classics to demand online novels.
However, some online novels are really illogical and outrageous, full of slots and "thunder rolling".
Some netizens have set up a topic #让I haven't laughed in more than ten years."... Isn't it angry and funny?
Yangtze Evening News/Ziniu News reporter Kong Xiaoping
"The Domineering President Fell in Love with Me" No-brained plots are much the same
There are always a lot of domineering male protagonists in online romance novels that sound very irritating, but can’t stand the scrutiny. Most of them "wide shoulders, slender waist and long legs, turning hands for the cloud and covering the hands for the rain, and a phone call is blocked across the board. Competitors have been sought after by thousands of beautiful women."
Specifically, some male protagonists set that "half of Asia’s economic lifeline is in his hands." Some netizens said that this pattern is smaller, and some settings are that "the male protagonist stomped and the world economy was shaking three times." ", "It's amazing."
Immediately some netizens copied a web post: "He is arrogant, cold and evil, romantic, and abstinent. He is the only child of the Nicholas family! He controls hundreds of millions of multinational companies! He holds the lifeblood of the entire planet's economic development! But he can't help himself. He fell in love with a plain-looking little woman! Late at night, he drank 800-year-old red wine and threw a sack of money on her face: Murong is indifferent, loves me, are you afraid? She wants to escape, but can't escape. She wants to forget, but can't forget!" In this regard, some netizens bluntly said that this text is not from a fantasy novel...
Some netizens simply broke the news that he had read a commercial warfare online novel. The company of the protagonist’s home mastered one-half of the world’s economic lifeline. My brother said he wanted to divide so much money, but he didn't have any!"
"Inverted Pi"? Can you have some common sense
Many online novels like to make some unconstrained settings. For example, "The butler said that the president hadn't laughed for more than ten years before meeting the heroine." This caused netizens to laugh at Solitaire and comment on hundreds of floors.
Some netizens said that this is facial paralysis and should be treated with acupuncture.
Some netizens said that the president's face was frozen like this. Did the medical beauty lift fail?
Netizens who love to read online novels all year long said that this sentence is simply the standard of the master article. I have seen it in many novels, "I don’t know whether the president smiles or not, but every time I see this sentence, I Laughing for five minutes without stopping."
There is also a plot setting that "the male protagonist took a million from his pocket and hit the female protagonist in the face".
Netizens said that apparently the author is not clear about the weight and size of the one million in cash.
There are also some weird settings, such as "The spaceship flies in the universe in the south, east, north, and west", "The heroine faces the hero, and her face is against the hero's apple"... They all make people look blind. , What about common sense?
It is even more exaggerated to cause thousands of netizens to discuss the plot. In an online article, a special skill was added to the male protagonist ingeniously, that is, "he will reverse the pi".
Some netizens said, "I take the liberty to ask, how many places do I need to recite from the first place? Do I need to recite on 3.14? I will also" "There is still this matter, do you recite the "rate of the circle"?" Other netizens ruthlessly broke , "The curious thing is that Pi is infinitely non-cyclic, meaning that there is no end, and there is no last place at all. Why did you recite it?"
Some netizens broke the news that when reading novels, they searched for articles by category. In the first category, 8 of 10 articles are similar in writing, and the formulas are all unified.
Many articles are full of saliva, the writing is immature, and the same adjective is often used repeatedly. It can be seen that the author's vocabulary is very scarce.
Wonderful web
For the purpose of traffic and revenue
Nowadays, online literature is very popular, and its influence is gradually expanding. The convenient writing and publishing methods have brought convenience to many people. The realization of the "literary dream" seems to be close at hand, but problems such as uneven content levels also coexist.
The reporter interviewed Joyce, a writer of online novels. She told the reporter that it is precisely because of the low threshold of online novel creation that how to stand out from the crowd and become a great god standing on the top of the mountain, everyone "has done their best."
Joyce said, first of all, we must fit the reader's curiosity psychology.
For example, for male readers, being surrounded by beautiful women is an ideal state, so men will wear the skin of cultivating immortals or conquering online novels (the website section is also called "male frequency" literature). Wife.
For female readers, "all handsome guys love me" is indispensable. Therefore, in women's online novels (the website section is also called "female" literature), males to males love her. This is in line with The reader's expectation psychology.
And the overbearing president has experienced the foreshadowing of the originator of Taiwan’s idol dramas. Thousands of Marriott cars and Ivanhoe homes have become commonplace, so they can only write something more special to attract the interest of readers and satisfy the hearts of thousands of girls.
"In other words, the things that readers cannot obtain in real life feelings, careers, and studies are all available and easy to obtain in online literary novels. This kind of psychologically obtained'coolness' is enough to make up for the uncomfortable things in real life. The gap is the most attractive place for readers."
As for why there are strange web articles, Joyce believes that readers have read a lot of web articles and are already familiar with common plots.
How to make readers feel novel?
Many authors have begun to create wonderful plots, some of which are due to the author's lack of knowledge, and some are just for the sake of strange flowers.
All this is to try to attract readers, click to read more, read more paid chapters-behind the reading volume and pay rate are traffic and revenue. Many web writers are full-time and count on this money every month. Come to feed yourself.
But after all, how many authors can stand on the top of the mountain and become a great god?
Joyce, the music fruit, said that it's actually rare.
Authors who can write first are a very small part. Nowadays, Mo Bao Feibao, the screenwriter and author of "The Life of Chow" and "My Life", the author of "You Are My Glory", Gu Man, and "Sansheng III" are currently on TV. The author of "Shili Taohua" Tang Qi Gongzi, etc. all started from online literature, but most of the online literature authors are unknown.