We really want to hope that not too many people born in Pisces like us will

read

their horoscope in the

Golden Leaf

this week

.

"Sometimes you just have to change direction to break out of the monotonous everyday life," it says there.

“Not everyone may like this, but it is good for you.

You gain knowledge and experience that nobody can take away from you.

Don't let yourself be stopped or influenced. ”How many fish, influenced by this urgent warning, suddenly change direction in the middle of the road?

Dear fellow fish: It may be true that no one can take away the experiences that you have during such an action.

Your driver's license does, however.

Jörg Thomann

Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.

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Nadja Abd El Farrag remembered long ago experiences, who was once the woman at Dieter Bohlen's side and who recently, as

Freizeitwoche

reports, posted “pictures in love with Dieter from the past” on Instagram.

She is now offering a "very, very rare chess game with unique, hand-carved figures" for sale there, "which I and DB have always played with".

We really wouldn't have thought that: DB and Naddel played chess together.

Now we ask ourselves what Bohlen might have done to pass the time in his short-term marriage with Verona Pooth, then Feldbusch: whether they were trying to figure out binomial formulas?

A celebration of love

Heidi Klum has been married much longer to singer Seal, with whom she, as

Frau im Spiegel

recalls, “renewed her marriage vows every year”. A ritual that Klum himself now looks back on with mixed feelings: “I think I've married Seal eight times. I thought it was going to be kind of fun. I thought it was a festival of love. But that didn't work properly. ”That actually seems a bit much of a good thing: eight wedding cakes, eight wedding waltzes, eight wedding nights. What we don't know for sure: Does anyone who marries eight times have to get divorced eight times? In the end it comes out that Klum's marriage to Tom Kaulitz is invalid because she is married to Seal seven more times.

Helene Fischer was neither married nor became a mother at the time of going to press, which does not prevent the gossip books from claiming the opposite this week.

"Helene Fischer - application rejected!

Now Flori is the laughing third party, ”headlines

Die Current

, although said“ application ”was not made by Fischer's friend Thomas Seitel, but by RTL, which Fischer allegedly wanted to sign for“ Germany is looking for the superstar ”, but where Florian Silbereisen is now the chief judge.

And even if

leisure fun

starts with the story "Helene Fischer - Difficult Birth - When will she finally reveal her secret?", Then of course it's not about offspring, but - yawn - about Fischer's new album.

A drink from the lake

What also fascinates the boulevard: Fischer's new house on a lake, which has apparently been under construction for a very long time. With the craftsmen fishermen and their partners are very popular,

Bunte

wants to

know and refers to a "carpenter who worked for the superstar". He said, "as a joke, he said: 'But we want a case of beer every day on the construction site.' His wish came true: a box was ready every day. ”Perhaps that explains the delays. Let's hope for Fischer and Seitel that the house will have windows when it is finished at some point.

The canoeist Sebastian Brendel, who represents our country in Tokyo, relies on other drinks. “I always have a drink from the lake before competitions,” he tells

Bunte

. “But it was too dangerous for me in Rio, the water was too dirty.” A few pages further on, the long jumper Malaika Mihambo has her say;

Bunte

does not

reveal whether she takes a spoonful of sand from the pit before each competition

.

In return, we find out from the

current one

that when Wayne Carpendale met his future wife for the first time, everything did not go smoothly: “When Wayne approached her while they were getting to know her, Annemarie gave him her bank account number instead of her phone! 'My mind drifted away while dictating!' “That would hardly have happened in the age of the IBAN. But how did Carpendale manage to contact her later? By transferring ten euros to her?

The thing about mental drifting seems very familiar to us. We only dial our own telephone number when we have misplaced our cell phone, we don't know our account number by heart anyway, and so when we recently met a friendly lady, we were slightly confused and gave the password we used to talk to each other Log into practically all programs: Our phone number, we said, was 123456. It was just as drifted as we were: Funny, she said, hers was exactly the same.