We're sorry if it doesn't work out here today, but we're pretty tired right now.

This is due to Goldie Hawn, the actress, from whom

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a quote as "saying of the week": "Before you go to bed," she recommended, "think of three things that went well today." We tried last night - and racked our brains for hours without thinking of anything.

So Goldie Hawn gave us a sleepless night.

It went stupid, but you definitely shouldn't collect three things that went stupid before going to sleep.

Jörg Thomann

Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.

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    Taylor Swift, on the other hand, would probably not get a good night's sleep because she couldn't choose between the many fantastic things in her life.

    She has only just won another prize, at the Brit Awards, and indeed, as

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    reports, for her “life's work”.

    You should know that Taylor Swift is 31.

    Anyone who is saddened by this in view of their own life's work, which is still quite meager despite old age, may straighten out that Swift's award may be a perfidious indication of the Brit Awards that things may gradually be good with their work .

    The Swiss pop band Calimeros is a long way from a Brit Award; Even in Florian Silbereisen's shows, as

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    reported

    today

    , she “just doesn't get in”. The “head of the band, Roland Eberhart (64)”, quotes the paper with the complaint: “I have already asked whether it is due to age. No, it was said. Or maybe we're not funky enough for television. I've actually got the answer once. ”We can well imagine how a 61-year-old ZDF show editor said to 64-year-old Eberhart:“ I'm sorry, you're just not funky enough. ”The competition band Flippers , we guess, such a rejection never had to be heard. At least the Calimeros are not alone: ​​“Melissa Naschenweng has never been to Flori's either,” says

    Week today

    .

    “Is it because of your pink lederhosen?” We can't really imagine, pink lederhosen are downright funky.

    A little idiot

    DJ Bobo, an unquestionably very funky Swiss colleague of the Calimeros, again struggles with his stage name: “In Spanish,” writes

    In

    , “means 'Bobo' little idiot.” That sounds really cute and is in any case the better decision as if the musician had called himself DJ Idiota, DJ Estúpido or DJ Cabrón.

    That leads us to our artist colleague Pink, who, according to the

    picture, is

    a friend of German wine and said in an interview: "I have a T-shirt that says: If you don't like Riesling, you're a damn idiot." yes, the German winemakers should hire Pink as an ambassador as soon as possible and secure their strong slogan as a slogan, although it is a little rude; maybe it should be toned down to "a little idiot".

    Actor Pasquale Aleardi, another Swiss, tells

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    how he got through the lockdown: “My little one is three, my big one will be five this year.

    I do room disco with them at least once a day.

    Then we dance to 'I like to move it, move it' for an hour. ”Seven days a week at least one hour a day“ I like to move it, move it ”?

    Anyone who has wondered why Aleardi recently took part in the peculiar "Close everything" campaign may find a reasonably plausible explanation here.

    Where is south

    Singer Mandy Capristo has meanwhile, as

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    writes, "found her new happiness in the south, there she lives with her boyfriend on a farm." In view of this

    discretion, which is completely unusual

    for

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    , we ask ourselves what exactly is meant by the "south": Freiburg? Italy? The South Seas? The Antarctic?

    Heidi Klum, on the other hand, could be drawn to the East: She toying, whispering

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    , with a move to Potsdam, which upset the dignified neighborhood. Because: "Heidi loves garden parties, celebrates every birthday of the numerous family members and other occasions extensively in her villa in Los Angeles, and prefers to hop around outside as naked as possible." It could be argued that the latter is not the attractiveness of Potsdam as a location could even increase.

    Again, more in the south, the

    current

    thinks

    our former Schlager dream couple. “Helene Fischer - With Flori on Mallorca !?”, she headlines: “Three strong reasons that speak for it. . . and one against ”. The three “strong reasons” are therefore “the wanderlust, the corona frustration” and the fact that “someone on the Internet” wrote: “She will definitely be on vacation with FS on Mallorca.” The reason on the other hand: “Helene's friend Thomas Seitel , 36, could have a problem with it. ”Certainly, which would not mention the strongest reason against the story at all: It is a text that is in the

    current one

    .