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This is the next bang from the Arabian Peninsula: Dubai is clawing its way into the next popular traditional event after the Munich Oktoberfest, which unfortunately had to be canceled.

This year's Eurovision Song Contest (ESC) will not take place as planned in the Netherlands, where the easing as part of the corona pandemic had to be reversed, but in the emirate.

Sheikh Muhammad bin Raschid al-Maktum, disguised as Conchita Wurst, announced this today at a press conference following the presentation of the plans for the Oktoberfest.

This is to take place at the same time as the World Expo from October to March next year in the capital of the Gulf State on an area of ​​400,000 square meters with four million visitors per month and, among other things, with the longest beer bar, the tallest maypole and the largest Beer glass setting records in the world.

Dubai rejects criticism

"Diggi-loo, diggi-ley and Ding-a-Dong", the sheik quotes past ESC winners' titles, "on the other hand, organizing the Song Contest is probably just a piece of cake!"

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Muhammad bin Raschid al-Maktum firmly rejects critical voices, according to which the strictly Islamic emirate only wants to polish up its image in the West with such events.

"Hello!?

The numerous influencers from Europe who fled to us from their home countries during the lockdowns in winter certainly never complained about the political situation. "

ESC with improvements

The Sheikh sees his emirate well prepared for the ESC.

In the competition, in which 39 more or less European countries compete against each other for the best contribution, the largest wind machine in the world is to be used and atmospheric blowing several tons of desert sand in the faces of the participants.

We are also looking forward to the numerous fans from many different nations and their hustle and bustle on the streets.

“We are prepared for anything and have already enlarged our prisons,” reveals the ruler.

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For the Sheikh there is no question that the Song Contest in Dubai will be the best of all time: “After all, music and dance in public are forbidden here!

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