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Angela Merkel follows the words of her admission of mistakes with deeds!
With a spectacular reshuffle in her cabinet, the Chancellor wants to ensure that Germany can pick up speed again and reach its destination quickly.
The captain of the cargo ship "MV Ever Given" currently in the Suez Canal takes over the jobs of Jens Spahn and Andreas Scheuer.
As “Super Minister for Transport, Logistics, Health and Reverse Parking”, the seaman will now take care of the quick procurement of rapid tests for the entire population and the end of the vaccination jam in order to effectively combat the corona pandemic for Germany.
Hope for Germany again at last
"We wanted to agree again something that is concise and indicates the seriousness of the situation," said Chancellery Minister Helge Braun, explaining the surprising personnel decision, repeating the wording he had on the talk show "Maischberger “Had expressed.
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"Someone who can maneuver such a large ship so precisely that no sheet of paper can fit between the hull and the bank is exactly the right person to get the steamer Germany back on track," said Braun, confident that the container ship- Captain Germany could get out of its confused situation and clear the way for a golden future.
Bodo Ramelow impresses with skill
Meanwhile, news is making the rounds that the accident of the "MV Ever Given", which had already caused a total loss in the Hamburg port, has a piquant history: The freighter apparently painted a huge penis into the sea while he was on the entry permit waited in the Suez Canal.
"That requires significantly more skill than Candy Crush," said Thuringia's Prime Minister Bodo Ramelow, impressed by the skill of the skipper.
Head of the Chancellery, Braun, sees the country back on track: "I think this competence offensive means: full speed ahead!"
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