Headlines one after the other and each one fatter than the last.

If there is a policy that can get into a puddle in the middle of a drought, it is

Isabel Díaz Ayuso

.

La Campos Móvil

, the new program (to call it somehow) by

María Teresa Campos

should have been a walk in the clouds for the president of the Community of Madrid, something easy, something to show off, something to look good.

María Teresa Campos

put everything on a silver platter so that

Isabel Díaz Ayuso would

shine.

However, he would not be

Ayuso

if he did not turn the simple, the easy, the comfortable into a new storm.

And she alone, without anyone's help.

His first campaign act and with

María Teresa Campos

.

The premiere of

La Campos Móvil

had everything to succeed: interview with the president of the

Community of Madrid

, interview (although recorded) hours after the game of thrones of motions and elections was unleashed, interview with probably the politician who played the most she can give and interview when everyone wants to hear her.

But what could have been a goal for the entire squad became a manual offside.

Everything seemed rushed, as if the raw interview had hours and hours of content and had been badly cut and assembled to reduce what could have perfectly lasted more than an hour into 25 giddy minutes.

Maybe that's why the feeling you had while you were watching it was as if you wanted it to end soon and badly.

Look that

María Teresa Campos

has done interviews in her long professional career, but her interview with

Isabel Díaz Ayuso

left a taste between bitter and insipid.

In fact, it gave the feeling that La Campos was more of the PP than

Díaz Ayuso herself

.

He did not refute a single of Ayuso's arguments, or maybe he did and he cut himself off, or maybe it's that the idea of ​​Papamovil de

la Campos

is that, not to make it difficult, not to bother the guest, not to put him in any breach.

Not even when the cross-examination was more than obvious or when the answer deserved a little bit of attention,

María Teresa Campos

did not do anything.

He nodded, said "clear, clear" or "yes, yes" and for

Isabel Díaz Ayuso to

continue jumping in the puddles.

We are used to the puddles of

Isabel Díaz Ayuso

, in fact, the program showed some of them during the interview, but so many and so often it was complicated, complicated for anyone else, not for

Isabel Díaz Ayuso

.

And I sincerely believe that a large part of the fault that those puddles turned into wells was due to the poor assembly and production of the program.

I insist, I believe that the program was designed for a much longer duration and that by reducing it to 25 miserable minutes, only what could leave headlines and controversy was left.

With

Isabel Díaz Ayuso

it was not difficult.

It was

María Teresa Campos

who came with her Popemobile to Puerta del Sol to pick up the president of the

Community of Madrid like

Cinderella in her carriage

.

Photographers, curious, Madrilenians with their mobiles ... "I had never seen anything like this,"

Ayuso

said

.

"It's because of you," answered

María Teresa Campos

.

"No, no, this is because of you, people really wanted you to come back," answered the president.

And in the background,

Aretha Franklin's

Freedom

sounded like a bird of ill omen

.

"Socialism or freedom"

, the phrase of

Ayuso's

day

after the call for elections.

Freedom

, which Aretha sang.

(The best of the program the soundtrack)

They got into the Popemobile and the pill got a little (or a lot) golden brown.

If I am an admirer of yours, if I like you a lot, if they see that I caress your back, if they see that I say nice things in your ear.

It was clear that

Ayuso was

not going to have a bad time, far from it.

And that's the funny thing, that having it so easy, that putting it so easy, you can screw up without any need.

He said during the interview that "the left" has imposed "the false debate of moderation with which they try to make you ashamed of your ideals", referring to the fact that if you expressed "passionately" in what you believe, they call you an extremist and ask for moderation. .

Ayuso

is a firm defender of defending and expressing them, and of moderation what is fair and necessary.

And now you can understand the string of headlines left by the interview with

Campos

.

"They say that when he speaks the bread goes up, because today the bread is going to be at the price of gold. We will go down from my mobile set to see the neighborhood where he grew up and we will stop by Moncloa to see if I can get him to say something good about Sánchez. Our The last stop will be the controversial

Zendal

. We will have

Ayusada

",

Maria Teresa Campos

started

the interview, and she was little wrong.

Of course there was

"Ayusada"

.

Ayuso: "Men suffer more violence than women"

"It's very difficult to dedicate yourself to politics, isn't it?" Asked

La Campos

after the loes and praise.

"Indeed, you cannot always like everyone,"

Ayuso

replied

.

And then they came to the subject, and the first subject was Women's Day, feminism, and the first on the whole forehead: "I think you cannot disdain the work that many women have done before us. We cannot reject the man as if he were the eternal enemy for a supposed machismo that is not true, because in most cases it is not like that. When it becomes excessively politicized, there comes a time when it victimizes us and some women seek advantages for being a woman ".

Of course, of course,

Campos

'refuted'

, who continued to raise the issue by assuring that "right now, if you had to jump into the street, you would have to jump out because of violence against women."

And when I was waiting for

Ayuso to

say yes and something else butterfly,

Ayuso

went off script,

Ayuso

released the first "

Ayusada".

Why jump in that puddle.

If it didn't, it wouldn't be

Isabel Díaz Ayuso

.

"It is a specific type of violence that is there. But there is also violence against the man himself. In fact, men suffer more attacks than we do. Against minors, women with women ... I understand that there is a specific violence that is it can attest and it exists and must be eradicated, but there are many problems that are less talked about. "

There it is.

Lapidary phrase that left

Campos

half astonished because she was unable to argue even half a word, and look what there was to argue.

"Men suffer more attacks than we do."

I have also been speechless, because what was talked about, what

María Teresa Campos

asked her

was about violence against women, gender violence, not violence in general, but

Ayuso

takes his feet out of the pot and Peace here and then glory.

And the Popemobile started off with his two papisas greeting the parishioners and I was thinking of the interview a week ago with

José Luis Martínez-Almeida

in

El Hormiguero

, and I was telling myself what a difference.

I know that the format has nothing to do with it, except for how comfortable it is and that they both leave the programs that politicians are used to going to, but where one came from gloriously,

Ayuso

cannot say the same, and that

la Campos

did everything possible (no matter how much she said she was going to take her to Genoa, that they were going to talk about corruption, the King Emeritus, Sánchez ...) so that

Ayuso could

walk along the yellow brick road.

Ayuso's prophecies

On the way to Genoa ("I was expecting it,"

Ayuso said

),

María Teresa Campos

wanted to know what it was like to be president of the

Community of Madrid

and what she wanted her legacy to be.

I doubt very much that the idea that the legacy was closer than he thought would pass through Ayuso's head.

Ayuso's

answer

was more than obvious, but without knowing yet that in a few days he would have to fight for his throne,

Ayuso

prophesied what no one expected to happen and did.

"

My priorities are, above all, not to get confused and know how to put in order what is most important.

My priorities, of course, are that people do not die, but that

Madrid

keep moving forward.

I want, when I am already former president, to be remembered because

Madrid

was better after my passage.

I will be a life-long past president and one-time president only. "

Omens

.

"Do you consider yourself conservative?", Continued

María Teresa Campos

without departing from the established script.

And the

poet

Ayuso

appeared

, the one with the lapidary phrases: "I consider myself conservative for those who want to conserve. I consider myself more conservative, but also liberal because for me being conservative is a way of progressing."

Let us conserve, let us conserve.

We had to talk about the pandemic and when Ayuso talks about the pandemic, it is clear who to point to.

No surprise.

"The

pandemic

has polarized everything very much, in many parts of the world and here it has been no less. In my opinion, the government has been completely leaving office since last summer, when it left the sole command. It has been months since then. He decided to leave us alone. They prevented me from buying medical supplies, they did not help us to acquire it, they did not put measures in the Barajas airport, they criticized me for the

Zendal

hospital

. "

This we already knew.

María Teresa Campos

is so polite that, although they looked like two friends having tea and pasta in a kind of showcase performance on Gran Vía, she wanted to ask the president for permission to ask about her personal life.

And what was

Isabel Díaz Ayuso

going to say

to

Campos

?

Well, ask her, if that she would answer whatever she wanted.

"My personal life is going as a legislature, with complications," he replied.

What I say,

Ayuso

fortune teller.

Well, as it is true that his personal life goes like the legislature, the president of the Community has it tricky, but really tricky.

They talked about the children, but

Ayuso

is not there for that now.

She loves children and would like to be a mother, but she is now in the

Community of Madrid

and if she misses the rice, then nothing, for that "I have my three nephews."

They arrived in

Genoa

and, although

Campos

had promised that they would talk about corruption, there was a turn of events and corruption remained in the move, which is also linked, but it is not the same.

"I do not know if he can keep what

Pablo Casado

says when he says today's PP has nothing to do with the one from before," questioned

María Teresa Campos

.

"It refers to mistakes that have been made, but of course it has to do. I like the relocation of the headquarters. The headquarters now is an office space that is not agreed with the street. I would change it for fewer offices and a headquarters I gave to a new generation. You don't renew from the past, you learn. I am a firm defender that when someone makes a mistake and they change ".

And then from the

"Ayusadas"

that

María Teresa used to say,

she went to the "Campadas", a hand in hand, which is often said: "I have very good memories of

Rajoy

because he always behaved very well with

me

.

Rajoy

gave me something that It was the medal of merit for the work and that is something that I will not forget. And I ask that this does not touch him. "

It would have been perfect if at that moment, standing with the Popemobile in front of the door of Genoa, one of the workers had come out and handed

María Teresa Campos

the card of honorary member of the Popular Party.

Ironies aside, it would have been a hoot, don't tell me no.

Ayuso, at street level

They went to the

Ayuso

neighborhood

, to Chamberí, the first stop on the trip.

They both got off so that

Ayuso

could show him the neighborhood where he moves and where he has lived for 42 years.

People surrounded them, praised

Ayuso

, stopped, greeted her, while she pointed out to

María Teresa Campos

that she "comes here a lot", that she goes a lot to that bar, on the other side of the corner.

But there is always someone who 'spoils' the idyllic moments.

"You don't come here much," snapped the owner of one of the bars.

"Well, well ... It's that I go more to the one on the corner,"

Ayuso

answered a little caught

.

They then went to the corner bar, and there, yes, there she does go to

Ayuso

, like the greengrocer where she buys an avocado every day and where at 05:00 in the morning the fruit seller wakes her up every day, raising the closure with " a lot of impetus ": It reminded me a lot of those walks that Julián Muñoz took around Marbella greeting everyone, talking to everyone, at street level ?, as it should be.

"It is true that the house is very small, but this is my neighborhood. I am a little overwhelmed in size."

And that's all there was to say.

They followed the yellow brick road, but not towards Oz but towards Moncloa, and on the way came Pablo Iglesias, the one who "is destroying everything", the one who "tries to corner you", the one who "seeks to confront us."

And then they arrived at Moncloa, but only in passing, where

Campos

hoped to get a good word from him about Pedro

Sánchez

.

Look, she tried, she tried so hard that she even had to say nice things about the president, but not for that.

Ayuso

does not pass through there

.

"I would prefer that

Pablo Casado was

in Moncloa. I believe

Sánchez

does not feel or suffer. Madrid did not come out of confinement for interests, so as not to leave behind his pro-independence friends."

They talked about his college years, about "the best years of his life."

"There I met the entire generation of

Iglesias

, the entire podemita movement and always the same, forcing us to strike. They kept doing that and others went to work and then returned to politics."

Tra, tra!

They spoke of the

King Emeritus

, "to whom many things are owed", and they reached the last stop on the yellow

brick

road, they reached the

Zendal

.

Ayuso took

Campos

by

the

arm

as if granddaughter and grandmother were going for a walk.

Ayuso

was telling him the wonders of Zendal.

"Sure, sure ...", said La Campos.

And they said goodbye: "For anything you know where your house is."

The face of

Campos

looking at the hospital door was a poem.

"If you look great,"

Ayuso

told him

.

"Of course, of course...".

The final "Ayusada".

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