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Big sigh of relief in Gelsenkirchen: With small personal adjustments, the traditional club now finally wants to get back into the fight for the coveted Champions League places.
After the bottom of the table not only announced a coach change for the fourth time in the season, but also released the sporting management at the same time, hope is finally there again.
Eintracht Frankfurt still within reach
"If you only change the coach long enough, success will come automatically," says Jens Buchta, Chairman of the Supervisory Board, who is happy to have pulled the rip cord in good time.
There are just 33 points on the current fourth in the league, Frankfurter Eintracht.
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Fitness trainer Erwin, who also works as a mascot for the club, is optimistic about this in the eleven outstanding games.
Freed from annoying instructions from the sidelines, the team can finally play the football that corresponds to their salary level again, believes the chubby, bulbous-nosed man, while it leaves a Schalke player in the sprint.
Schalke do not want to repeat mistakes
Meanwhile, the old record champions announced that he no longer wanted to make the same old mistakes for the rest of the season in order not to endanger the sporting goals.
In particular, interim sports director Peter Knäbel has learned his lesson from the bitter experiences he had at the time at Hamburger SV.
"Therefore, an experienced team of internationally recognized spiritual healers and shamans will take over the decisions about tactics and line-up as well as the cursing of the enemy from now on."
If the concept works, you can work on ambitious goals again next season, the miners believe - "with the money from the Champions League you could afford to fire the coach every match day," the people in charge hope.
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