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Up to 32 centimeters of fresh snow, gusts of wind of 80 kilometers per hour and unusual trains: the most violent onset of winter in several years, which has hit central Germany in particular, causes great panic among those affected.
“I'm really very worried about the consequences of this natural event,” says Cordelia W. from Münster on behalf of many frightened citizens while she and her two children are building a snowman in the shape of Jens Spahn.
Germans fear a completely different life
The software developer fears that she will now have to drastically restrict her life: “If it comes to a really big deal, it will definitely be bad: You have to do without travel that is not absolutely necessary, you can only go out for shopping or a walk, big celebrations, on that one has been looking forward to for a long time may fail ...
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The mother of two is nevertheless optimistic that she will get through this crisis with her husband and children.
"We are fighters, and we have the most important thing in the world", Cordelia W. reports with a tender look at her two sons, "namely toilet paper".
She gives loud applause to the drivers of the snow clearing flight that is just around the corner.
The federal and state governments react to winter
However, not all are as confident as the Münster woman.
Frieder G. from Göttingen, which was hit particularly hard by the onset of winter, paints a gloomy picture.
“What if the snowfall is so heavy that schools have to close and you can no longer go to work?” The father creates a horror scenario while he forms a snowball to throw at his daughter.
"People in Germany are far too poorly equipped for homeschooling and home office!"
Fortunately, politicians reacted quickly to the severe onset of winter, the danger of which had previously been classified as "low" by Meteorology and Chemtrails Minister Sauron "Juppi" Kachelmann: From now on, hats are compulsory throughout Germany (because there are not enough medical hats There are also homemade or plastic bags allowed), which should be valid until July.
Angela Merkel gives hope
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Chancellor Angela Merkel announced that there should be enough road salt for every German citizen by then, but possibly not until the beginning of autumn.
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