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People who wait in front of a DHL parcel shop in Berlin-Friedrichshain made a gruesome discovery this morning: there was a starved man in line.
The dead man's attempt to get a package on its way quickly before Christmas had apparently been the undoing.
According to the coroner, he must have been standing in front of the post office for days without eating.
"Apparently he didn't want to give up his place in the queue to buy something to eat," suspect the investigators, shaking his head. "It's always shocking how naive the people are - you have to go on such an almost impossible mission stock up on enough provisions! "
Mask requirement didn't make it any better
Older snake keepers claim to have observed that the man did have a chocolate bar with him.
"However, he did not dare to bite into it," says an eyewitness who has been waiting since the retail lockdown to pick up a consignment left for him in the shop and who had foreseen an infusion with a nutrient solution in advance, "he took the mask requirement apparently very serious and probably didn't want to take off his mouth and nose mask to take a small bite. "
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But in addition to the tragic death, there are also encouraging stories to tell from the queue in front of the DHL shop, which now extends to the Polish border.
Christmas atmosphere in front of the DHL shop
The woman behind the counter in the shop, in which only two people are allowed to be at a time, tells of many touching incidents: “A couple who met while waiting wants to get married soon.
And the child who was born two streets down the line last week is to be named after the Holy Amazon. "
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