Yesterday everyone spread the news from Der Spiegel that the German Chancellor had personally visited Alexei Navalny, wherever he was.

I have one question: did they keep social distance and were they wearing masks indoors?

Just kidding.

There are actually many more questions.

Some of them are formulated by the same German press, which is not included in the pool of courtiers.

“If this is true, then, as Der Spiegel reports, Chancellor Angela Merkel not only personally took an active part in bringing Navalny to Germany and treating him there under the strictest security, but also visited him during her hospital stay“ during a top secret operation ".

This is proof of "the solidarity of the German government with Alexei," writes the German edition of Telepolis.

We, of course, understand that Alexei Anatolyevich, a sufferer, has the status of a "guest of the Chancellor of Germany", plus, probably, famous German hospitality is connected, if this is generally applicable to white cisgender men of nationalist convictions like our Navalny, but the whole story is already deeply indecent ...

If someone does not understand, I explain: there is, say, the politician Magnits, a member of the Alternative for Germany party.

On January 8 last year, he was attacked and beaten by three left-wing militants.

Here, at the request of his wife Magnitsa, an ambulance plane arrives from Moscow and takes him urgently for treatment.

Immediately Putin - Lavrov - Volodin and even Zhirinovsky appear, accusing the German government and Merkel personally of beating the politician.

While Magnits is in the Botkin hospital, Putin is canceling a Rammstein concert, imposing sanctions on Bavarian sausages with beer and threatening to cut off gas for the winter in the city of Rostock.

Because Germany is a country of political terror against the opposition.

In response, the President of the Federal Republic of Germany Steinmeier declares that democracy needs polemics, an exchange of arguments, "even if it sometimes takes harsh forms."

(I'm not joking here - this is a real text about the beating of Magnitsky.) In defiance of the Magnitsky law, the Russian parliament adopts the Magnitsky law and submits a draft of individual sanctions for discussion in the parliament of the Russia-Belarus allied states - from the mayor of Berlin, where the attack took place, to Macron ...

The latter has nothing to do with it.

The sanctions project is supported by RT, VZ, LF, IZ and other "dogs of the regime".

And only EM in every program broadcasts that the attack on Magnits was organized by Putin personally: "Because the Kremlin is behind all the attacks on the opposition."

Well, the crown of the whole campaign, of course, would be Putin's secret visit to the Botkin hospital of the beaten antifa of the German opposition leader Magnits.

So I would be interested: at what stage in Berlin would they sing about unacceptable interference in the internal affairs of the FRG?

Are your rates a day, six hours, five minutes?

I bet for five minutes.

Nevertheless, guys, hello, you are more careful with memes on Telegram there.

Because as soon as a photoshop appeared on the channels with Alexei Anatolyich on the balcony of the Charite and with Merkel sitting almost on his lap, three days later you will get it in reality.

Don't tell them such things.

They don't have their own imagination.

But I would like to understand what drives Angela Merkel - the complex of the "pastor's daughter" who saves all blacks in Africa and Navalny at the same time, or the desire to show the Kremlin a cookie in his pocket, and without any pocket.

Or she has already passed into the category of great complacent elderly idiots like Paul McCartney, who is ready to pay Pete Verzilova two hundred thousand in support of "the fight against authoritarianism on the planet."

Moreover, the version about the fig is the weakest, because it leads Madame Merkel herself to nowhere.

Well, today - a fig, and tomorrow you will have to show your ass out the window.

Ich gehe nicht an Putins Haus vorbei, ohne zu scherzen (Mimo putinskogo doma ja bez schutok ne hozhu).

Non-foldable, trouble, Lesha with a stick on the top of his head.

What is the intent, universe?

Yes, there is no plan.

That's the trouble.

And not that Angela's aunt visited a new, out of nowhere, niece.

In the end, she just brought such two million into the country herself.

And you know what?

You will not see this news on the first five pages of Der Spiegel.

I wonder why?

Because readers began to ask questions: why did not Merkel visit a single relative of those killed, not a single wounded by the Islamic terrorist Amri?

And she didn’t visit.


The author's point of view may not coincide with the position of the editorial board.