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I'm still recovering. But what new madness is La Casa Fuerte ? "Reality of summer" was called last night by a Jorge Javier Vázquez , whom it had been a long time since he had seen so much enjoy a program. How does Jorge Javier like these puddles! I think he spent more time laughing than talking, with that I say everything. It is not difficult, really, because what a panda, as my grandmother would say, that they have put in La Casa Fuerte , which I have not yet caught the mechanism.

The only thing that became clear to me last night is, first, that Telecinco was wrong to name it: it should have been called a crazy house. And, second, that Jorge Javier is in his sauce, he is with the characters he best manages, he is with the panda (as my grandmother used to say) perfect to show off. I still do not know very well how La Casa Fuerte works , but if I have something clear it is the perfect program to laugh at them or, rather, to laugh with them, because as much as it may seem, the contestants who have entered know perfectly well that going as fools they earn more than going smart.

The Strong House has no nominations. That is to say, nobody will be expelled, but they will be bitched and that will depend on the audience that will be the one who decides which couples will continue in the vest and who will have to go to the assault. There are two groups, on the one hand, the so-called Residents, who are supposed to live in the house and are made up of four couples - María Jesús Ruiz and her mother, not their accordion; Fani and Christopher, the cuquis; Mayte Galdeano and her son Cristian Suescun , the savers; and Ferre and his girlfriend, Cristina, the jealous one. All of them have a safe that they have to fill with money that they will earn throughout the week by carrying out tests. The thing is that in the vest there are no beds for everyone, so the one who makes it worse and the one who decides the audience will be left without a bed and will go with the others, with the Raiders.

Oriana Marzoli, Leticia Sabater and ridicule

And this is where the chicha is from the new reality show on Telecinco. Last night's presentation reminded me of a kind of revival of the Martian Chronicles or any program of the 90s, type The Game of the Goose made in Mediaset. From the entrance of each one of the Assailants, raised in a cart with garlands thrown by a good man who saw them and wanted them to drag the car across the lawn, passing through the clothes and heels, especially heels, ideal for walking for the wet grass, by Yola Berrocal , Oriana Marzoli , González for Letizia Sabater's "palette" - she was called Oriana , which is on the record - or Rafa Mora's girlfriend , Macarena , who I swear reminded me of a Mulán from disco, even the desire for love and warmth given off by the male assailants, two former Women, Men and Vice versa of the good time of the program, Labrador (better known for his time in Gandía Shore ) and Iván, also former Survivors and that last night for every woman who entered, a button was unbuttoned from her shirt. "Females", said Labrador, I gave "tete" females. It is to give them with an open hand.

And with the open hand he was giving them all night Jorge Javier Vázquez . The presenter took out the submachine gun and did not let anyone get rid of his stinging comments, to which everyone responded with a silly laugh, but who are basically more than aware that their work in this reality , in addition to creating moves, scrolls and folders, is to let JJ, and therefore the audience, laugh at them.

It is very difficult not to, not to say totally impossible. I got a Leticia Sabater and she said "I have been an actress, presenter, collaborator, singer, come on, I've done everything and I only need to be a whore" and, as I see her, she ripped off the Rapunzel extensions she was wearing in the head. Or I come across an Oriana Marzoli , frozen from the cold, because last night it was cold that from "summer reality" my nose, and she tells me that she doesn't wear her jacket because she has to be cute, and I throw her into the pool with a jacket , its inseparable lip gloss and I stay so wide. And then there is Yola Berrocal , our Yola Berrocal , because she is like the television daughter of a whole generation, of my generation.

There is nothing Yola Berrocal can say or do that can surprise me. Well, he does not come to the reunion with his companions and plants a hug to hold the males to Iván because, according to her, it is the first hug he gives in three months. It is that confinement in solitude is what you have, a lot of solitude. And it must be that Yola Berrocal has left her house and has gone directly to La Casa Fuerte without meeting anyone or having contact with anyone. Like a big star in Hollywood. The mother who gave birth to her!

Well, this is the beautiful Dalí painting that Mediaset has made for us . The assailants live camped in the garden and their job is, in addition to living together, to try to steal the safe of one of the residents and, in addition, they will be in charge of domestic chores both inside the house and outside. That is, it will have moved for sure. I wish Oriana Marzoli until the gala next Thursday and I am giving her a lot of margin. As soon as Oriana Marzoli has to take a rag or a broom and clean the shit from the others, take the gloss and if I have seen you I don't remember. No wonder Jorge Javier gave her a brave beer last night.

Jorge Javier Vázquez takes revenge with Oriana Marzoli

Do you see normal that a girl who has not know how long on television the sound arrives with delay, I asked, tell JJ that it is because of the delay and the very smart tell her not to hesitate, what happens is that it's coming late? What a level Maribel! Do you see it normal for JJ to ask her how old she thinks she is, and the poor thing, because, mother of God, she replies that she is 28, but that she thinks they will throw 24 at her? Do you see it normal that JJ tells him why he eats the 'i' of verbs and the girl says yes, that it is true, that a friend told him? Or that JJ tell you that this happens for going to the car demonstrations - in clear reference to the Vox protests - and poor mine, which is that it does not go for more, tell you that each one with their ideals, that they do not nothing happens? "Oriana, I to those demonstrations not 'Vo'" , hesitated of JJ, who had more desire than a child for a lollipop.

If the presenter doesn't let it go, he won't sleep tonight. And as Oriana Marzoli does not care that they laugh at her, that they ridicule her, that they embarrass her while her castle of illusions (and money) continues to grow, because she endures, she plays the fool and something else butterfly. It is so limit that they ask her if she has or has had any love affair with Iván , she denies it, and while the other is vilely confessing she keeps saying that she has told the truth, "no, yes, yes, sorry," than to anything else, that we are not going to talk about that topic now.

The one who was her representative when Oriana Marzoli left Women, Men and vice versa said it last night , that we do not feel compassion for her (I tell you, ninunga), that Oriana Marzoli is not as silly as she wants to seem, who knows what she does, that she moves on television like nobody else and that the only thing that happens to Oriana Marzoli is that "she is a capricious girl". We have already grasped that for a long time.

I just don't want to miss that moment of Oriana Marzoli with the toilet brush in one hand, the gloss in the other and cleaning the Residents' shit . It is going to be a glorious moment, it is going to be what I am telling you, a real grotesque. If you add to that the third in disagreement, Leticia Sabater , to say that La Casa Fuerte is a crazy house is an understatement. I don't know if you'll remember a movie starring Robin Williams, A Cricket Cage, in which a gay father agrees to pose as straight and conservative to please the parents of his son's girlfriend. An authentic cricket cage, because La Casa Fuerte is on the same path .

She, who believes herself the most, the most, arrives practically without being able to walk (damn heels) stands in front of her peers and does not take even half a second to roll her up. If you want to move, put a Jorge Javier Vázquez in your life. While in the presentation video Leticia Sabater charged Yola Berrocal for having stolen a pen drive with her song (you put on a script and this does not come out) and lashed out at Oriana Marzoli , aware that if she wants to give a show for which there is that going is for her, when she met her peers, the first thing JJ let go of her was that what hurt her most was that two people who had been devoted to television for so long, one of them did not greet the other, in clear reference to Oriana Marzoli who did not move a hair to welcome Leticia Sabater .

Hala, tangana mounted! That if you abandon the reality shows , that if you dedicate all your presentation video to talk about me, that if I am more foolish than you, that if you are less foolish than me and El Gordo came out: "Let's see if you can get that neuron you wake up and hold on a reality Oriana González ". Blow to the jaw of Leticia Sabater, who knows how to quarrel.

"My mother's name is Cristina Marzoli , and my father is Carlos González Palacios and since my ID is Italian and in Italy the mother's last names are not used, my father's two appear, a piece of palette, ignorant." Take, take, take, take! So that we can get used to the fact that this is going to be like that, day by day and day too, and since Leticia Sabater thinks of brushing against Ivan , the extensions do not last half a round, which, although Oriana says, does not have nothing with him, but yes, it is like a she-wolf protecting her bait.

The Strong House, a grotesque nonsense

Because the Oriana thing with Ivan is like the Twilight saga , but about fools. She treats him like an ass because she is believed to be the last Coca Cola in the desert and that there is no more queen or beauty than her. The day the blindfold is removed I don't know what will become of this girl. And he, who convinced me for good in his edition of Survivors , is a beach bull , who does not care about Oriana , Manuela, Paca, anyone. Quite an example to follow, here the boy. They respect each other so much - note the irony - that it takes a tenth of a second for them to tell each other their intimacies and leave each other with their butts in the air. Come on, that these two are a couple and they love and like each other, tururú. These have come to play the role, and Iván will take 0.2 to look for another nest in which to curl up and in this way take out his boxes to Oriana so that she has another reason to leave the reality and make full at 15. And in the middle, the other cock from the farm, Labrador, who comes with testosterone through the roof. Really, I want to think that like these there are only a few, but it gives me that unfortunately this is not the case.

And in Residents we have, as usual, what happens when you put reality crews . Fani , who is still eating conches from Honduras and beating the famous Estefanía! repeat again, but this time with her cuqui next to it. Consequently, his infidelity on The Island of Temptations will give him food for the rest of his life. Come on, it took Oriana a long time to get her horns out! As if she were a saint. Because when it comes to lighting the fire, JJ is an expert. So I say it is the perfect reality for him. He knows everyone who has entered so well and knows so well how to apprehend them that with whatever he tells them he already has content to give and take.

It turns out that at some point Oriana Marzoli and Fani must have been friends. Of these friendships that the Mediaset factory gives you, which last one week and the next they are pulling their hair out. Well Oriana and Fani are one of those. "You have a great friend behind you," the presenter snapped at Fani, referring to Oriana . Needless to say more. Here everyone already knows what role they have come to play and with which they give their foot they already enter the pull rag. "Yes, my best friend, almost, sisters," replied Fani sarcastically .

"It is that we have never been friends, it was like the gum in the shoe that was attached to the one that was my friend," replied Oriana . Do you see They are silly and smarter than hunger. "You are ridiculous", "I am Oriana ", "I am Fani ", and the two are each more distant. "No, I am Oriana , you are the unfaithful", whip in all the mouth. "The one who was not unfaithful spoke," replied Fani, who pretends to be annoyed that her infidelity was taken from her, but who really must be delighted. "No, I am the horned as your partner." Hahaha! Wait for me to fall to the ground and play dead. But wait, wait, now it turns out that Fani was not unfaithful to Christofer, he was "unfair". It is that they prick me and I do not bleed. Go two to want to give an example of perfect brides! They have more nose than back.

And this is what there is, the biggest horror of television in a long, long, long, long time. I don't know if La Casa Fuerte will work or not, but what I am clear about is ridiculing and letting them ridicule. A grotesque nonsense that to entertain us in summer never hurts, but it gives me that for a lot of Oriana Marzoli , a lot of Fani , a lot of Leticia Sabater and a lot of María Jesús Ruiz throwing the rod at Ferre in front of his girlfriend, nothing and no one is going to get out of this scarecrow.

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