I'm going to say it loud and clear so that everyone interested can hear it: Please, Jorge Javier Vázquez needs to get laid! Hala, I've already said it! The presenter is completely untied and is no longer cut or half hair in throwing the tackle to any Lorenzo Lamas that is put in front of him. Last night's GH VIP gala with Gianmarco's brother was almost like watching the start of a porn movie, but without a happy ending.

Mother of beautiful love how is Jorge Javier! It had been many weeks since he had the quarrel with Noemi's mother for paying so much attention to the Italian and so little to his daughter, that JJ did not get carried away by his passion for hawks, but last night he could not contain himself. Gianmarco's brother is a born seducer, come on, he carries it in his blood and the league is shown that he loves to like it.

With his mane in the wind, his dark ultraviolet, his shirt unbuttoned to the navel, his posture of a nightclub sitting in the armchair waiting for everyone to fall at his feet, his Spanish splattered, his Italian seducer ... Jorge Javier Vázquez He fell at his feet and everything else. He only lacked that he had placed an American bar in the middle of the set and prepared a whole show to see if the Italian fell into his nets.

What has been harassment and demolition. I don't know how many times he could tell him that he was like a God, and the enchanted Italian of life, I don't know if because he didn't know anything about what JJ was telling him or because he is directly so delighted to have known that the more he compare with God the more his shirt is unbuttoned.

Seriously, the direct and indirect ones that JJ did not stop throwing at him for a good part of the show are the proof that JJ needs a built-in in his life. Too bad that Gianmarco's brother is not going to be. The only thing that JJ missed last night was to make an indecent proposition like the one Robert Redford made to Demi Moore in that film that so shocked the Puritans of the time. "I give you a million dollars if you spend a night with me." JJ did not reach that much, but indecent propositions fell everywhere. In fact, it is Jorge Javier Vázquez went from veiled flirting to directly flirting as if there was no tomorrow.

If a presenter does what JJ did with the Italian last night with a woman, the one that is involved today in the morning is grab hold and do not wiggle. It is also true that Gianmarco's brother did not seem to be uncomfortable at any time, but rather the opposite. He seemed delighted that JJ paid so much attention to him, to call him God, to waddle around him, to fly over like a bumblebee in search of the nectar of love.

JJ's phrase when he connected with the house and began to talk about the active and the passive with Master Joao and Gianmarco was apotheosic: "Do you know what happens to me? That they think I'm passive, but I'm active, the only thing that from time to time nobody bitter a sweet ". Maria Zambrano, director of GH VIP, would have had to enter at that same moment with a drone and put it at JJ's feet so that the puddle of slime he was riding on the ground would fall on the basin. But if he asked the director to put a screen on the telepronter with the image of Gianmarco's brother! And instead of the little screen, hala, the giant screen on the giant screen!

In fact, I think that GH VIP should stop calling itself GH VIP and become Jorge Javier Vázquez and the 'brochure'. That tremble Monica Naranjo arriving JJ. I don't even want to imagine what was happening to JJ through the head during the whole gala. It was that it was approaching Gianmarco's brother and his face turned to a kind of Homer Simpson dreaming of a very cool beer. I had to wear a raincoat so that the drool was not splashed on me.

In summary, the first hour of gala dedicated to the drooling and morbidity of JJ and the meeting with his friend Mila Ximénez, who has spent a couple of bad days - and when not? - had to be called to cheer her up a little and not have The temptation to leave. I would love to know if it is another contestant who has a bad day if JJ would connect with him to give him the necessary encouragement and thus continue. As the song of Los Panchos says, I doubt it. Mila is special, she is the pretty eye of the chain and Mila, under no circumstances can she leave reality . Mila has to stay in there anyway and if for that JJ has to talk to her and even God himself - not the Italian, but the real one, then he speaks.

"How are you?" JJ asked after giving him a death scare when suddenly turning on the television in the confessional and watching the presenter. "I am better," Mila replied once the program had shown us the images of the collaborator of Save me spoiled by the house, crying as if life was in it and ranting about having to see them every day people. "The other day I came to Telecinco and went to makeup to see the teammates and I saw that you were not there and I missed you so much," and Mila come to cry. "I want to see you smile," JJ asked. "Yes, I try." HAHAHA! He says he tries, is that I give birth and ride.

Send noses. I do not know if the reality is saving Mila's images laughing for better occasions or that Mila lives a parallel reality. But if he spends his days either crying or angry at the world. Pussy, if it's all day bad milk! Apparently it is very bad awakening because she is used to getting up at home, alone, with no one to bother her, go for a coffee and go back to the room. And of course, that in a house of 15, of course not. I gave Mila Ximénez the 04.40 hours at which a server wakes up every day, after watching TV shows like GH VIP until 02.00 hours. My thing is to get up and want to set the world on fire.

Anyway, Mila went much happier to the room and as it was a most peaceful gala, because everyone is happy and happy. So reassuring that the most interesting of a tear gala where there are or gave more than to break the box with the moment "panties, panties, panties and more panties" of Master Joao and the laundry, and see the contestants crying mucus lying with the calls of his relatives. I keep Adara's and her partner's, Hugo, and Joao's and her mother's. What momentazos! It is what you have when you are real and you are not making a role.

Look that the conversation of Adara and Hugo was concise, but simply that "love", that "do you miss me", that "I love you" had more truth than every week - and already five - of competition. And that Master Joao, talking with his mother, and telling all of Spain that he doesn't understand it because he lacks some teeth and that is because the woman doesn't want to go to the dentist. WONDERFUL!

Yes, the rest also cried and also took information from outside that should not have been taken. For example, Alba Carrillo who, as she is already an expert in this realities, had a secret code with her mother so that she could tell him things from abroad without the organization noticing. "The sergeant is happy", which comes to say that the son of Alba and Fonsi Nieto is fine; "Those teeth are missing. They are very pretty, do you get it?", Let's stop being bitter all day.

They do it so badly and think so clever that they are hunted at the first. Well, come on, Aba Carrillo already knows that as he continues to do the reality as he still has two days left in the contest. In fact, she is one of the nominees of this week, along with El Cejas and Pol, so she has enough ballots for her mother's augury to come true next Thursday. Of course, now that his mother has warned him that he is doing a shit contest and that the audience does not want it or in painting, you will see how this week Alba Carrillo becomes San Alba.

And then Estela's mother who also dropped her tongue. Estela who became the winning chicken in the leadership game this week, received a call from her mother that left her very clear and plunged her a little into the misery that when it is bad and she wants to hug that I hugged the feathers that They sent him. "This last week we loved you, it's being you, take this as a second chance at your possible mistakes," the mother snapped. Oh mothers!

Estela did not take anything well what her mother told her, because Estela de dumb doesn't have a hair. He knew immediately that his mother was referring to his relationship with Kiko and how his contest developed until he was expelled, but he is not at all agree with his mother. According to her, she is making the same contest from the beginning and does not regret "at all" of having defended "what I have defended, or of having been with whom I was." Is it clear to you, mom?

Well, I'm sorry, but the mother is right. This week, the first week without Kiko, Estela is another Estela. We have fun, enjoy, interact with others, defend themselves, remove their nails and defend who has given them the will. When have we seen that before? Pay attention to mothers, who are always right.

The gala was so flat that even the ejected was flat. Yes, as everyone expected - although the reality wanted to deceive us - the expelled was Irene Junquera. It was impossible that the former collaborator of El Chiringuito de Jugones could win the battle against GH VIP's favorite. I think it is the expulsions that are less noticeable in the house. Irene Junquera never fit in as much as she tried and will never fit.

It has been, and I am sorry to say, so zero on the left that the highlight of the interview, which lasted a sigh, was when Dinio told him that he spent the day talking about football and that he did not relate to others, and denying that She is attracted to Alba because she likes men. "People who know me know that I like boys. Too much. If I liked girls, nothing would happen but that is not the case," and that is all friends. Maximum kick. Surely outside GH VIP Irene Junquera is a crack, but in GH VIP it has been a death with capital letters.

The night ended with blessed glory, with a Stele, head of the house, saving Master Joao from the nominations and raising Alba Carrillo, next to El Cejas and Pol, to the forefront. The mystery now is to know how the night ended Jorge Javier . I better not say it.

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