If you undress him, Petro Poroshenko, the uglier man will be difficult to find. Huge beer belly, weak legs in wrinkles. President of Ukraine, I think, for a long time does not go to the bath.

This I recreated the rest of his body, based on the visible part - the swelling face and the silhouette of Pan Poroshenko in profile and in front. I think it will be all 140 kg.

But what a thirst for power! He shot down a team of all sorts of vessels, gave them a weapon and forced them to swim through the Kerch Strait. It happened on November 25th.

We have already written enough about the circumstances in which this happened, because I am not about circumstances here - I will be about the characters of the actors and performers.

Russian border guards are a people of principle. I remember driving drugs with the Abkhazians across the Psou River in the car in 1992 to the war in Abkhazia. The border guards never let through - principled and strictly formal border guards - and only the intervention of the prosecutor of the Republic of Abkhazia allowed us to clinch with the border guards. After persuasion missed ...

In general, in such principledness, in fact, lies the power of the Russian serviceman. “But whoever you are, according to the law, is not ordered, that's all!” And even if you offer him money or benefits, such a serviceman will become even more angry.

My favorite line of Vysotsky: "And, without entering into an argument, the butt spat out and shot at close range."

In short, those on the Ukrainian vessels ran into our navy border guards of the FSB, and ours have an order and a law for the soul.

Just a little - and our bodies would shoot.

Fat, of course, sent his provocation, well, those have nothing to do, the motors started and floated. But the Russian man does not like being pressured.

Bold immediately declared martial law, which allows him to cancel the election, and then he will remain president. True, he announced only for 30 days, and the elections in 2019 will be outside of those 30 days. They wanted to announce 90 days. But either he himself decided that it would be very demonstrative, or else what focus would be thrown a little later.

24 Ukrainian sailors are arrested, and they will be judged. I think that they will judge everyone, and I think that they will be planted as commanders of vessels, so that it would be more difficult for others to think next time.

Let's look at the map, where the Sea of ​​Azov.

In fact, in fact, this is the inland sea of ​​Russia and should be called the Russian Sea.

The southern coast of the Azov Sea is the Crimea, and the eastern is Russia, well, there the Gulf of Taganrog, Yeisk, the Long Spit, and so on. So, Poroshenko’s sailors, would you go away - on the other side of the Armenian isthmus, keep your fleet closer to Odessa, while there you can play.

But the bold sent them through the Kerch Strait to create a situation where "the cigarette butt spat out and fired point-blank." They would like to.

Trump wrote in his Twitter that he would not meet with the Russian president: “Based on the facts that ships and sailors were not returned by Russia to Ukraine, I decided that it would be better for all parties involved to cancel my previously scheduled meeting in Argentina with President Putin. "

(The meeting was scheduled for December 1.)

Trump had (perhaps already not) armed with his symbolic pat on the shoulder as a sign of predominance over the counterpart. So, I saw that the Russian leader successfully borrowed this clapping from Trump and applied it more than once - more than once to Trump himself too.

So, it seems, in disgust, Trump has stopped using a pat - his trick of a false elevation above the interlocutor. And now applies blackmail refusal from meetings.

Trump for some reason thinks that meeting with him is precious, that this is a bonus for good behavior, that this is a meeting-reward, and refusal to meet is a punishment.

“Trump continues to play with enthusiasm for the Master of the Globe. But his Russian border guards would not have let into the Sea of ​​Azov. They would say: “We have an order not to allow, and the law is for the soul. Who is Trump, we know, so what? Not told. "

Trump would not swell with former pride, but would consider the joint population of China and Russia and their common military power and scratch their load.

Kiev? Well, the worse, the better. Ukraine calls to send NATO ships to the Sea of ​​Azov. But they also will not miss.

Perhaps call and throw a couple of nuclear bombs on Moscow.

Ukraine itself is building a military base in Berdyansk (known for its mud baths). In my youth, I was in Berdyansk. It’s almost impossible to protect the city, it’s equally vulnerable from land and sea. Build, fool, build.

Yes, there was a port there, but it was a fish factory port, and “Bull-calves in a tomato” let out a fish factory — then there were bulls still in Azov.

The point of view of the author may not coincide with the position of the editorial board.