Alberto Rey
Updated Tuesday, February 20, 2024-9:40 p.m.
With an emotional and fun speech,
Dakota Johnson
presented an award to her former stepfather:
Antonio Banderas.
The daughter of
Melanie Griffith
and
Don Johnson
spoke about how affectionate Banderas is and defined the English of her early years with Melanie as "abstract." Dakota
is a very smart and funny aunt.
Dakota is a very smart and funny girl who
has been screwed.
That feeling comes after listening to her
promotional interviews
for
Madame Web
. This film from the
Spiderman
universe
(more or less) has become the
film joke of the season.
It's not one of those bad but enjoyable movies ("perfect to watch with friends after smoking a joint," as journalist Matt Belloni says on his podcast), but rather
a boring bore.
And it is clear that they sold all their actresses that they would be their protagonists.
Dakota is the most
kamikaze
of that group. The interviews she has given to talk about the film have been full of
double meanings and sarcastic glances.
The Madame Web
promotional campaign drift
is much funnier than
Madame Web
. And, of all that nonsense, Dakota Johnson's participation is without a doubt
the most hooligan.
The film has
sunk at the box office
but the daughter of Don and Melanie and stepdaughter of Antonio has emerged from the wreckage as
the queen of self-promotion
that we didn't know she was. Gone are the stinking Grey's movies and the shadows of it.
If you mess up with Dakota, Dakota messes up with you.