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The traffic light coalition is struggling over the heating law, the FDP still has questions – but their number is unclear. Sometimes there is talk of 101, then of 131. The Ministry of Economic Affairs, on the other hand, reports that only 77 questions have been received so far, 3 of them in "illegible handwriting", 2 double, 7 rhetorical and 6 leading questions. There are 59 questions left.
Here are the eagerly awaited answers, exclusively and directly from the top of the Federal Ministry of Economics:
1. Yes. 2. No. 3. At least not the day after tomorrow. 4. Stupid question. 5. Yes. 6. No. 7. No. 8. No. 9. I guess you would like to. 10. Maybe. 11. Yes. 12. I don't know. 13. Where the sun never shines. 14. Why not? 15. Because this confirms any serious calculation. 16. No. 17. Yes. 18. Yes. 19. Possibly. 20. Stupid question. 21. Stupid question. 22. Stupid question. 23. At the installer you trust. 24. Well, we'd like to know that too. 25. This should be clear even to you. 26. No. 27. No. 28. No. 29. Well, it depends. 30. Yes, we are serious. 31. Yes. 32. Sounds strange, but that's the way it is. 33. Because that's what he studied. 34. With what, I suppose. 35. No. 36. Yes, of course. 37. Are neither related nor related by marriage. 38. Because he can. 39. We need more details. 40. Write it down, we'll deal with it later. 41. Hardly. 42. 4.98 euros in a six-pack. 43. Only water, no hairspray. 44. No, a glove and a rope. 45. This is private. 46. That too. 47. No. 48. Excluded. 49. Do you notice yourself? 50. Wait, let's think about that for a moment ... No. 51. When nothing comes up. 52. Yes. 53. We are happy to do so. 54. No. 55. Of course. 56. This has to do with gravity and the fact that the banana blossom turns to light. 57. That's what you need to ask the Registrar. 58. Because we have more votes than you. 59. Counter question: Would you rather join the opposition?