Everything we can write about

Ayuso

and

Casado

gets old before being published.

What speed, what embarrassment, what turns, what impossibility of getting anything clear.

The other day a friend who works at a New York women's magazine told me that she twice experienced a surreal situation: two models that would appear on its pages with the subtitle

"Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend"

and that could well cease to be between the preparation of reports and their publication.

It could happen that when the magazine hit the newsstands, the blonde in question

had already left the actor's apartment,

never to return.

It is the good thing about writing for the digital edition, that you have more immediacy and the risk that

current events contradict you is lower.

But never null.

By the time the text is out, your blonde is still in Leo's bed.

With some characters

, even tweets expire soon.

It happens with the Ayuso-Casado battle like a few years ago with the

moves of the Pajares clan

or more recently with the expanded universes of

Pantoja

or

Jurado

.

Not even a year has passed since the famous

Rocío, telling the truth to stay alive

and so many

jury-things

have happened since then that it seems that the "documentary" was broadcast centuries ago.

That Telecinco swearing and perjuring to become a safe space.

What an embarrassment and what a laugh.

Less than twelve months later we have forgotten that Rocío Carrasco

spent years away from the field.

Today it is once again ubiquitous and yet I dare not allow more than 24 hours to pass between the writing of this column and its publication on the elmundo.es website.

After 48, the chances of the panorama turning around again increase a lot and now I only have the F5 key for

Louis CK

's page His show in Madrid is supposed to be on March 8, but the tickets are still are not available on the web (*).

"Coming soon," says the sign.

That precisely that comedian performs precisely that day in Madrid is in itself a very

black joke

by Louis CK

On the same date, Rocío Carrasco has put on a

tribute concert to her mother

in Madrid.

The thing is called

Rocío Carrasco presents: Women Sing to Rocío Jurado

and I can't feel a certain embarrassment in front of that "Rocío Carrasco presents".

Alfred Hitchcock presents, Disney presents and Rocío Carrasco presents.

Louis CK doesn't know who Rocío is, so he won't make any jokes about it on his show.

Regarding the coincidence of her performance in Madrid with Women's Day, I suppose he will be ironic.

It is the minimum.

Tickets for her performance will sell out as soon as they come out, so F5, F5, F5 (*).

Those of "Rocío Carrasco presents" are already available and when I write this text there are quite a few free ones.

AND

Casado and Ayuso have not yet come to blows.

We live in a crazy world.

I'm about to retitle this column "Alberto Rey presents."

What an embarrassment and what a laugh.

(*) Between the writing and the publication of this text, the tickets for the Louis CK show in Madrid have been put on sale.

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