• SEX: Satisfyer, the fashionable costume for this Carnival

There are the usual costumes: pirate, witch, sailor, superhero, Indian, cowboy ... And then there are endless surreal proposals that come every year from the hand of today full of ingenuity and biting.

The truth is that, this weekend, most towns and cities in Spain will celebrate Carnival. Its streets will be filled with colors, music and joy to honor Don Carnal, and among the offer of costumes that collect specialized stores such as Disfrazzes and Dondisfraz some stand out for their originality: Satisfyer, affected by the Coronavirus, Donald Trump or a superhero of Catalan independence ... Are you really going to disguise yourself as usual?

CONTAMINE MEEEEEE

In recent weeks, the outbreak of an outbreak of Coronavirus in the Chinese city of Wuhan, with thousands already dead and the fear that it spreads beyond the country's borders is one of the themes that are inspiring the carnivals this year. Sordid? Surely, but what is the carnival for if not to laugh at the dramas and misfortunes? This infected costume is a great option for those who are not afraid of being labeled as insensitive or politically incorrect.

Buy it now for 24.95 euros

WALKER, THERE IS NO WAY

Game of Thrones is over , but the fury caused by what many consider the best series in history is far from dying. This spectacular white walker costume is still a great option for those looking to scare old children with a monstrous appearance.

Buy it now for 21.95 euros.

TO THE 'MOD'

Pin up scarf around the neck, cool glasses, 60s polka dot dress and a pink vespino attached to the costume. This proposed air mod reminds Audrey Hepburn of Vacation in Rome , so it is an elegant and fun way to do a carnival parade.

Buy it for 82.73 euros

To go to the crash

The verbena, the tombola, the aiming games and, of course, the bumper cars. This curious costume pays homage to the world of attractions thanks to an original car-shaped dress, with its steering wheel and everything. Points in favor? 1. It offers you a fun way to break through the bustle of Carnival. And 2. It is the perfect excuse to seek proximity in full flirtation.

Buy it now for 63.96 euros.

GET THE LIKE

Without a doubt, the already famous Satisfyer was the star gift of the past Christmas . Millions of clitoral suckers must have been sold throughout Spain. And of course, as what is not lacking in the Carnival is the guasa, because the costume brands have paid their particular tribute to the invention. This is one of the possible versions, but there are many and varied. Take a look at the related news above.

Buy it now for 23, 95 euros

"CHOMINO", WITH OR

And of course, to guarantee the guasa, there could be no Satisfyer costume without a wink to the vagina. This could have called the mark this curious attire, but they must have had the donkey day when they created it, because they called it "Chomino costume [with or] for men". Claims, to the master gunsmith.

Buy it now for 19.95 euros.

CHORIZO (EAT AND OTHER TYPE)

In addition to an original and very plastic proposal, this costume is a tribute to two of the most typical things of Spanish culture: gastronomy and corruption . That is, what has been a sausage, with its carnaza, but also with a bag in which to bear the fruits of a sack (or food and drinks to spend the afternoon).

Buy it now for 53.95 euros.

STRAWBERRY TASTE, TASTE OF LOVE

Among the ten commandments of every good carnival, one of the main ones is to make the marramacho without mercy or modesty . Doña Cuaresma will come with the sales. And if it's about making a fool, this strawberry cake costume is a pretty surreal way to get it. Because with a pink wig, life seems better.

Buy it now for 20, 26 euros.

THE SHARK WAS TAKEN, THE SHARK

We open the chapter of curious trapntojos . In this proposal, the lower part of the costume resembles a shark that plunges a unsuspecting swimmer by the legs. Prerequisite, rehearse the faces of panic and pain to stay with the staff.

Buy it now for 64.95 euros.

THE SUPERMAN OF THE PROCESS

For those who pray to San Carles Puigdemont every night or for those who consider public accommodation in the process, their martyrs and their tragedies, nothing better than this superhero costume of Catalan independence . Its red barretina, its stellar chest and its red cape make it perfect to cause laughter (or indignation) at every step.

Buy it now for 23.48 euros

CUCURRUCUCÚ AVESTRUZ

Marching another of trapntojos. In this case, the disguised legs will act as an ostrich on which he is apparently sitting. And the rider's legs are sticky. Together, the visual effect offers endless possibilities to get into the paper . Can you imagine the ride up the street and down the street at the rhythm of the parades?

Buy it now for 55, 58 euros

Goodbye, Stork, Goodbye

And from bird to bird and you throw because it touches you. In this case the visual game makes the face of the disguised look like that of a supposed baby who is aboard a basket on the way to his new home. And his arms and legs, the stork's arms and legs, which allows him to combine all kinds of jumps and flutters with pots and Dadaist jargon.

Buy it now for 53.61 euros.

THE INFANTRY COMES

Carnival troops have been mobilized throughout the Spanish geography. STOP They are armed with papers, dreamcatchers and streamers. STOP Martial and jocular parades parade through the streets. STOP If you are walking through your neighborhood and you are at this soldiery, do not hesitate to join. Well, that, a realistic and fun costume with homage included to the classic plastic soldiers.

Buy it now for 31 euros.

SCOTCH PLAY

If this year's carnival has elevated genitals and female masturbation to the protagonist category, there is never a lack of rough references to male intimate anatomy. This proposal of typical Scottish costume offers the fun (or not) possibility of opting for the demure version or lifting the skirt to show the charms that are hidden underneath.

Buy it now for 50.32 euros

TRIBUTE TO THE SPAIN OF 'TRINQUE'

Another example that ingenuity and satire reach their highest levels in Carnival. If we mentioned the chorizo ​​Spain before, this other costume abounds in that message, since the proposal is to go out dressed in the Black Card . That is to say, those credit cards that the Caja Madrid directors used to pay their most inconfessable expenses without accountability to the treasury.

Buy it

Now for 13.90 euros.

FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE PASACALLE

Logically, the tribute to one of the most iconic characters of recent times could not be missing at the Carnival. Precisely because the president of the United States would laugh if he was not afraid , this Donald Trump costume is a perfect option to make fun of the world we have lived.

Buy it now for 29.56 euros.

MURCIANO HUERTANO OR JOTERO GORDITO (SIC)

The manufacturers of this costume have made a little ball Spain of the Autonomies and this costume is worth the same for a broken than for a rip. What do you want to wear as Murcia orchard? Serves you. What makes you cool is to go from Jotero chubby? Too. Or so they say ... But take it with a little humor, which is carnival.

Buy it here for 16.76 euros.

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