Chat between Trump and his wife .. What spent the president's sleep and woke him from his sleep at night?

American comedian Larry David imagined a conversation between President Donald Trump and his wife Melania around 3 am, which resulted in the president coming up with a huge idea.

(The White House. Trump flips in his bed and wakes up.)

Melania : What's up Donald?

Trump : I can't sleep.

Melania : (Light the lamp). Why? What worries you?

Trump : No, no, I don't want to bother you with my problems.

Melania : I'm your wife. You can tell me anything.

Trump : Well .. the fact that I can not stop thinking about corruption in Ukraine.

Melania : Oh .. darling.

Trump : That kills me. I can't sleep nor eat.

Melania : It might be better to take a tablet of Xanax.

Trump : I took two tablets without interest. The problem, Melania, is that former Soviet states have failed to establish effective democracy and that corruption is the main cause. Corruption is epidemic in those countries. The poor people there, who have lived under the yoke of communism for many years, are hungry for real democracy. (The president's eyes are full of tears.)

Melania : What's up? what's wrong baby? Tell me.

Trump : I need seconds to get back to normal. (Melania gives him a tissue.) Thank you. Just feel sorry for them. They are brave, respectful. And loyal. They deserve more than they get. It is shameful. I will tell you one thing: I want to catch one of these scammers. I don't know what I can do. Don't you know I competed in the Golden Boxing Gloves Championship? I could have professional boxing. They gave me many offers. a lot.

Melania : No, I don't know.

Trump : My competitions end quickly. Quickly before I feel any tired. I don't even need to take a bath. Sometimes my opponents beg me to stop, "Please. Please. Please, don't hit me again!".

Melania : I would have liked it very much.

Trump : Unfortunately none of them were recorded on video.

Melania : Yes, it is a pity. But, Donald, listen to me, you can't keep working.

Trump : I know. Frankly, it's all nausea. Ukraine has a lot of other problems. I just want to do everything possible to help them. But how can I if there is rampant corruption? I can't, I can't (hits the table with his hand).

Melania : Donald, don't! You'll go crazy. You have a lot of important things to think about here. Besides that state is Ukraine. It is a foreign country thousands of miles away.

Trump : That doesn't mean they don't deserve good governance. No matter what country or place, everyone has the right to expect more from their leaders. But this corruption is shameful.

Melania : There must be something you can do. After all, you are the President of the United States. You are the strongest person in the world.

Trump : Yes, but this is an internal matter. I can't tell their boss what to do.

Melania : You know, it was a comedy.

Trump : Yeah. I'm much funnier than him. You saw me how crowds laugh? They laugh enormously. I do it without thinking. None of these comedians can do it: Seinfeld, Chapelle, Rock. They say what is written for them. I am all impromptu. Fresh.

Melania : This is something you should probably consider doing when you leave your position.

Trump : You know? Idea, not saying it's the worst idea I've ever heard. Appealed to me. I prefer ... (I came to my mind) Oh my God!

Melania : What?

Trump : I got it. Listen to me. Ukraine needs military assistance to fight the Russians, and I will give them. I would have given them a lot of help. They will thank me for the next 20 years. They will rename their capital by my name. I will not even be able to enter their country because they will throw on my car and encircle it from all sides. It would never have flattered before because of this military aid package. I'm telling you, it's bigger than the Marshall Plan. It's a beautiful package.

Melania : All right. what's the idea?

TRUMP: Suppose I stipulated to give them military aid.

Melania : Donald! What a wonderful idea. Fairy.

Trump : Is it really fantastic?

Melania : Are you sure it's legal?

Trump : Of course, legal. I will get rid of corruption in Ukraine! How can anyone object to it? And by the way, even if someone objects, I do not care. I'm doing something great for that country.

Melania : Looks great.

Trump : You know? I now feel that my health has improved. You know I'll get a solution. Don't you know who I am?

Melania : Genius?

Trump : An ingenious genius. Very ingenious genius.

Melania : Goodnight darling. This is probably your best plan ever.

Trump : Yes. she's perfect.

Melania : (Turns off the light). I'm very proud of you.

Trump : I am as well.