The week of God Tweeter: days of bars and churches. Everything is so mixed up that all that remains is for Kate Middleton to appear at Pablo Iglesias' bar.

This week the Government has celebrated the fourth anniversary of confinement with great fanfare. If it makes you want to do like Camila Parker and go to Ciudad Real to hunt partridges, thank you! The Budgets now, if that, for next year. We will always have Michael Caine: