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Updated Sunday, March 17, 2024-02:06
The truth will set you free, but which one?
Because here everyone has their own.
Everything is so mixed up that all that remains is for Kate Middleton
to appear
at
Pablo Iglesias' bar.
We all remember that fierce electoral contest in the Community of Madrid between Iglesias, the last hope of the true left, and Ayuso, the politician who ended up destroying that program that consisted of a blank page and the greatest defense of beer and tapas in the bars that have been seen in history, whether there is a pandemic, zombie attack or whatever.
In the end Pablo Iglesias has ended up understanding the people of Madrid and has gone from vice president emeritus to opening a bar.
Not in his beloved Vallecas, of course: in Lavapiés, where he has a better combination.
This week the Government has celebrated the fourth anniversary of confinement
with great fanfare
.
What times!
The "it will be one or two cases", the fights for toilet paper, putting on the mask in the street and taking it off when entering the bar, the committee of experts that did not exist, the commission agents, the police on the balcony...ha everything has been exemplary.
I'm practicing now with
a plague of bees on tennis courts
, let's see what happens.
For now it is enough for you to put up with your politicians and their press chiefs.
What if we retouch photos of the missing princess, what if we threaten newspapers or television programs.... If it makes you want to do like
Camila Parker
and go to Ciudad Real to hunt partridges.
Oh, and the amnesty is good, thank you!
The Budgets now, if that, for next year.
We will always have
Michael Caine: