Today we wanted to tell you how someone feels when they turn off the light in their bedroom after a day's work in the Kremlin, pull up the covers, turn on their side and close their eyes.

Unfortunately, we haven't figured it out yet and can only guess.

Apparently, there are people who can sleep soundly while ensuring that cities are devastated, nuclear power plants are shelled and the defenseless are heroically targeted.

They think that's right.

Many others don't.

How can this conflict be resolved?

Walter Will

“Technology and Engine” editorial team

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For quite some time we've wondered what the looming metaverse is for.

Such nonsense, we always thought, an electronic parallel universe of avatars in which you can only buy virtually existing art for a lot of money.

Or virtual real estate and virtual clothes.

But if you can buy things like paintings and land there, why not virtual cluster bombs, Chechen fighters or giga yachts?

This idea is expandable.

Zuckerberg, now it's up to you!

Your task: persuade the warmongers of this world to move to the metaverse.

The professional liars, agitators and tyrants, the dictators and despots.

The little man with the big rocket as well as the Talibart with the explosive belt.

In short, all those characters driven by inhuman needs who make every effort to disturb peaceful coexistence.

You get 3D glasses for free.

It would get pretty crowded in a metaverse like that.

But it's worth it: no rules, no regrets, unlimited bombing and no impact on our inflation.

Perverted, certainly, but only virtually, the solution.

Total terror, oppression to your heart's content, constant torture, cleansing with all kinds of harassment, poisoning of opponents of the regime, endless surveillance, all without side effects and for an unlimited period of time.

All year, year after year, Olympia in Super Mao country.

Great Leader Guaranteed Until the End of Life.

And beyond.

At least until someone turns off the light.