Death threats from PSG boss?: Cinderella in Paris

Hach, Champions League, hoard of football fairy tales from a thousand and one petrodollars.

Don't always end well, especially not for poor Cinderella from the Parisian park.

It's now eleven years since the rich Kö – sorry: Emir from the Orient hit it.

But there will be no happy ending this season either, especially because all the money hasn't changed the fact that the best French striker left the capital by the wayside when Real Madrid came forward with the lure of

, back then, before Qatar took on Cinderella in Paris.

As soon as Karim Benzema signs off PSG for this season, Nasser Al-Khelaifi falls out of character.

Angry at the referee after the end of the game?

Death threats against a Real employee?

Was perhaps the most fairytale tantrum since the mother-in-law failed at Snow White.

Now UEFA is investigating its own board member.

How does this end?

Tells a line of text in a story by the German fairy tale uncle Capital Bra: "Please God, forgive him for everything, you have ego problems." The title of the song?

Benzema.