He doesn't like coincidence, the Swabian.
Which is why it's all, but certainly not a coincidence, pardon me, what outstanding people from this very special region, which has been marketed internationally under the claim The Länd for several weeks, have achieved this week.
On one and the same day, the Swabians completed their project of the century, The Verländlichung des metropolitan Berlin area, by occupying the headquarters of the agricultural power, which will henceforth be known as The Ministry of Agriculture, and taking control of Mannchester, sorry, Manchester United.
Ralf Rangnick as interim coach of the Red Devils, world market leadership made in Backnang.
We can already see the Swangish business cards in front of us: Rälf Rängnick, Caretäkeromanager from Bäcknäng.
But it was about time that they deciphered the secret of their competition's success at United: The Länd is your friend.
Liverpool finally stopped the Stuttgart Klopp in 2015.
And Chelsea's Thomas Tuchel?
Comes from Krumbach.
Krumbach (Swabia).