Before the Classico, Julien Cazarre tells about his love for the loss of PSG

Chance of the calendar (or not), it is only a few days before the Classico OM-PSG that the comedian Julien Cazarre decided to publish a book (at Amphora) in which he tells his Paris Saint-Germain to him.

Far from the marketing slogan "Let's dream bigger", the one who will comment on Sunday's match for Winamax with his friend Sébastien Tohen preferred to return to the great moments of losing which make the club of the capital a club apart.

"I am not afraid to say it, the PSG is Shakespearean because it feeds only on the dramas of which it is the only one to know the martingale ... every time you lose", he writes beautifully in the preamble of his book "But it's not possible?

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PSG: The best of the worst ”.

Before Sunday's big meeting at the Vélodrome, Julien Cazarre gave an interview to

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And as often with him, it is better to be armed with a good dose of second degree, you are warned.

Why did you choose to tell your PSG through the prism of losing?

The great thing about this club, and we still see it with the Mauro Icardi and Wanda affair, is that it's a permanent mess. Footballers who go elsewhere, there have always been, but the first time a player scratches two training sessions and misses a Champions League match for that, it is here that it happens! It doesn't exist anywhere else. PSG may have a fairly recent history, yet you have a number of galleys, shit stories, totally crazy. We still managed to kill twice the statistic of 100% chance of qualifying in C1 after a 4-0 victory at home (against Barça in 2017) or 2-0 away (Manchester United in 2019) . It was 100%, well thanks to PSG now it's 99%. It's great. Whether poor or rich, PSG remains a joke, and I find it magnificent.We are doomed to make everyone laugh at us for eternity.

Are you doomed to suffer all your life?

I don't know but what is certain is that this club will never be normal, there will always be something.

There it is Icardi, but logically if everything goes as planned, this year we lose with Messi against Barça on a goal from Braithwaite.

We have to go back to the Telenovela around Icardi.

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Already, the base scenario exceeds all expectations. In the same club you have the guy who stung Wanda from Maxi Lopez AND the best friend of said Lopez! At no time did you say to yourself "hey, I'm going to get rid of Icardi since I'm bringing Messi, it smells like shit". In the end, you tell yourself that we're not doing so badly, they don't talk to each other too much but they don't fuck with each other. Except that behind the Mauro is gaunted by his girlfriend, she throws everything on the networks, and the guy plays the duck in mondovision to get her back.

All this without talking about Neymar, who has become a Mupet Show of himself, that is to say that if you do a caricature of Neymar in Mupet Show, well it's the original.

My son who is 6 years old, who knows Neymar, well he saw a photo of the MSN of the time and he asked me who it was.

When you take Neymar in 2017, you tell yourself that he's going to be the best player in the world over the next five years and in three years with you, he's become a big guy who can't go one-on-one anymore.

And when you have a phew player [Mbappé], in good shape, who will walk on the world, who is French, who is from Paris, well he's the only guy who wants to quit.

That's great, you can't do better.

If PSG were a film, who would be the director?

Wes Anderson without hesitation, a mix of the Tenenbaum Family and Budapest Grand Hotel, it's lunar.

It's colorful, it's beautiful, there are only stars but they are all completely weird.

Anderson is what he does with Dustin Hoffman, he makes him a stupid magician, he takes Bill Murray, he makes him a neurotic ship captain.

There you have it, that's PSG.

You've been a subscriber to the Park since 91, do you feel a little ultra?

If you're talking about the guy who sings for 90 minutes on the bend, no, but we can be ultra in another way I think.

In life, I am clearly one in the sense that there is absolutely nothing that stresses me on a daily basis, but I am totally neurotic when it comes to PSG.

He worries me, it's amazing.

Losing my job or being in front of 15,000 people who insult me, I don't give a fuck, but when there are two minutes to play and we can still take a goal that eliminates us, there it is hell.

Does it have an impact on your life, your morale?

We can say that yeah! I was told "when you have a kid you'll see it will calm you down, there are things that you will put more into perspective in life". Well listen to me carefully: My son was born the night before the match against Barça at the Parc (3-1 defeat at the Parc in 2015), the one where we are opened with Luis Suarez who puts a small bridge to Bozo Le Clown [David Luiz] before cleaning the skylight. My child has just been born, hey well I swear to you that I was dis-tasted. I got home on a scooter and I wasn't like “great, I have a kid”, no I was depressed. Attention, I was happy to be a dad, there is no problem, but that did not make me relativize the result. And then I was not even sure yet that he is a supporter of PSG, you're never safe from having been a jerk who supports another team or, worse, who doesn't like football.But it's good, my undermining has paid off, he's a true supporter of PSG.

Were you at the Park against Leipzig?

Sure.

Did you have fun?

Have you been taking it since the start of the season?

Absolutely not.

It had been a long time since we had felt this in real life.

Even under Tuchel, when he did anything tactically, when he went into his delirium, it was not at this level of emptiness.

Since the Colony Capital years, I have not remembered being so pissed off at the Park.

But hey, it seems that it works tactically in training ... Personally I do not understand what Pochettino is doing.

How do you feel to see Messi in your club?

I don't like basic Messi.

Not the player eh, watch out, the guy is great.

No, what I don't like about him is that he was THE guy from Barça, and I hate this club, its region, its people, I hate everything.

And Messi represents this club… Well, now he's with us so he's part of the family, I support him.

But I like the stories in football, and Messi his story is Barça.

We come to the Classico on Sunday.

Can't wait?

Yeah because I'm going to comment on the game for Winamax with my friend Sébastien Thoen, we're going to have a good laugh.

He's too hot at the moment, it's almost cute because he believes in OM's victory.

It's crazy, every year he remakes me the same.

But I take it as a joke, I tell him that they are going to hit us, that OM are playing too well because Guendouzi has flamed once against Lorient this season.

📺 Julien Cazarre, well received and housed by OM supporters in Metz 😂😂😂

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Tell us about your relationship with OM fans.

There is a little cowardly love story between you since the song they reserved for you in Metz when you were working for D + 1.

I think at first they liked to hate me (I'm talking about hot ultras), there was something a little nice like that between us until not long ago, but there is something which has changed: as long as we lost in the round of 16 like badgers we made them laugh, but since we went to the final, then to the half, that we hit Barça, Bayern, that does not make them no longer laugh. They are starting to freak out… With their slogan “forever the first”, the guys have invented a concept that everyone is joking around, in no sport you have a team that will boast of being the first to have won something. , there is only there that you see that. It's as if you had Frank Leboeuf telling Paul Pogba "forever the first to win the World Cup"! It's a delirium of loser.And I say that while not forgetting that the PSG has long been pathetic eh. At one time, we won the Coupe de la Ligue, we were happy, you can imagine the thing ...

Are you happy for Sunday?

Serene, serene, it all depends.

When you have friends from Marseille, let it go.

When you see that they manage to boast by being zero, that they laugh at you because you lose in the semi-final of C1 against City while, at the same time, they strike the record - Forever the first again - from 13 defeats in a row in the Champions League, you tell yourself they're unplayable.

When you are able to sleep when you have a team of sausages, what will it be if they finally beat us at the Vélodrome… Actually, my love would be that Messi smokes them because they many are fans of him there, compared to Barça, footix, all that, and if ever he gives you a free kick in the top corner at the Vélodrome, I'll have a blast.

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