Basically, we all just watch football to keep being amazed by who is going to be the hero of the week.
So this week: Rulli.
Géronimo Rulli.
Goalkeeper in Villarreal, winner of the Europa League final.
The best shoot-out since the shooting at OK Corral.
Whereby, for reasons of the problematic aspects of legal practice in Tombstone, Arizona, at the end of the 19th century, we want to expressly refer to the successful cinematic implementations (Kurt Russell! Val Kilmer!).
Back from Arizona to Géronimo, Rulli.
All ten team-mates shot in Gdansk on Wednesday, as did all ten outfield players from Manchester.
All met.
It is shortly before twelve, just not high noon, but midnight.
Rulli has to go.
Shoots.
Meets.
Stand in the gate.
Holds.
Hero.
So far so good.
The pre-sent 120-minute plot of this pathetic game, however, confirmed the German clubs, which in the recent past had almost always disengaged from the Europa League due to sheer disinterest before the round of 16.
And what is the European Football Union doing?
Send another competition on your way in the coming season.
But there will soon be alternatives.
When do the cinemas open?