• Chronicle Benzema, the D'Artagnan who wins the duels

  • Draw Liverpool is a wounded beast

Being an anti-Madridista is like being a fan of

Nick Cave

: you are vocationally doomed to unhappiness.

From listening to a Cave album you always come out worse than you entered: sadder, more desperate, more convinced that life does not have much meaning.

Of any real or imaginary battle, especially imaginary, with Madrid, the same.

You always lose.

But you

replay The Boatman's Call

and watch a Champions draw with feigned disinterest, because pain is part of the process.

To that

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