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I read in the newspaper, amazed and somewhat embarrassed, that there is a new sexual ritual in vogue.

Buckle up (without seconds), what I'm about to tell may change your life.

It's about, drum roll, the

gastrosiexta

!

Special attention to that infiltrated x so that no one gets confused, that we are talking about fucking, wink, wink.

"And what is

gastrosiexta

?" They will ask me on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Well, neither more nor less than ... eat well, take a nap and indulge

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